Music, photography, art, design, trashy gossip magazines, kayaks, lakes and other bodies of water, music, world domination, hair products, going to shows, music, my insane cat that seems to think he is a tree frog. Did I mention music?
People that are interesting. People that are creative. People that are spontaneous and unpretentious. People that don't tell me pink is the new black. TV infomercial actors and circus clowns. More friends to fit into my neat little friend box. Ballet dancers. ESPECIALLY hot guys that wear bunny ears. Anyone interested in world domination, as that never goes out of style.
Joy Division, LCD Soundsystem, Hot Chip, Twilight Sad, Interpol, Jesus and Mary Chain, The Editors, The Fall, The Smiths, TV on the Radio, Galaxie 500, Chameleons UK, Klaxons, Brian Eno, Caribou, Boards of Canada, Pole, M83, Isolée, Ellen Allien, DJ Koze, The Field, Ladytron, Diplo, Booka Shade, Battles, Amon Tobin, Christian Kleine, Apparat, Wax Tailor, Matthew Dear, Dan Le Sac, Mark Ronson, Junior Boys, !!!, The Fitness, CSS, The Arcade Fire, Devotchka, Iron & Wine, Cat Power, Feist, 16 Horsepower, Cloud Cult, Nina Simone, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Arvo Part, Sigur Ros, múm, another half dozen or so bands from Iceland, Skinny Puppy, Die Form, Birthday Party, Nick Cave, Virgin Prunes, Chris and Cosey, Coil, Death in June, Psychic TV, Dresden Dolls, Clan of Xymox, The Cure, Christian Death, Juno Reactor, Babyland, Tones on Tail, Siouxsie, The Creatures, Negativland, Cocteau Twins, This Mortal Coil, Swans, Einstürzende Neubauten and other keen beats that the kids are listening to these days.
Wings of Desire, M, Touch of Evil, Man Bites Dog, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Delicatessen, Rear Window, Rope, The Trouble with Harry, Dial M for Murder, Strangers on a Train, Danger: Diabolik, The Following.
Lost, Heroes, The Night Gallery, Alfred Hitchcock Hour, Twilight Zone, Muppet Show, Pinky and the Brain, The Tick, The Young Ones and a wide assortment of 60s/70s/80s cartoons.
The Hunger Artist, Franz Kafka; Anything else by Franz Kafka the greatest writer of all time... The Shock of the New, Robert Hughes; The New Typography, Jan Tschichold; Delta of Venus, Anais Nin; Running with Scissors, Dry, Magical Thinking and Possible Side Effects, Augusten Burroughs; Lipstick Traces, Greil Marcus; No Logo, Naomi Klein; Sex, Drugs & Cocoa Puffs and Killing Yourself to Live, Chuck Klosterman; The Culture of Fear, Barry Glassner; Interaction of Color, Josef Albers; The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, Haruki Murakami; Love in the Time of Cholera, Gabriel Garcia Marquez; Fountainhead, Ayn Rand.
Comic Book Guy on the Simpsons, of course.