Mike

accidental farting has to be the funniest thing in the world i heard 1 girl do it once, so i know it's not a myth! theres got to be life somewhere else in this universe, out there an accident happened, george bush as our leader, cmon. traffic is pretty bad here but i love drivin by myself too, backseat drivers suck.grew up catholic n only went to church on a wedding day or funeral, my grandma swears its the real deal, but as much as grandma n me are close i don't buy it and like george carlin said "god has a money problem so he always needs more of it" yeah right. i party a little here and there, party hard a little here and there. been run over by a car. i curse alot more thanks to the navy, been to jail(not my fault, not for street cred), have 3/4 college degree(somewhere between B and C+ personality), only pets are fish. could'nt have better friends and family. we all could use a good laugh, talkin shit in good fun helps! and if you want to get away with crime you gotta be stinkin rich!