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Digitally G Mastered

If there was a list of things that people would want to be. Poor would be all the way at the bottom

About Me

Fun, down-to-earth human being, who likes normal people with outrageous sense of humor like my own. I like quiet, peace, compound interest, music on the 24/7, and volleyball. The logic: Everyone is a FOE! (Friend of Elaine!) Join the club.JOKE OF THE DECADE: What are you without my friendship? AKON sang the word "LONELY!" (HAHAHA!)LAUGH YOU IDIOT, It's a joke!Facebook Song

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My Interests

Comedy, mystery, action, and drama movies. Playing the piano and volleyball. Chillin' with my grandfather. Talking with old friends. Making money. Being a good latter-day saint. Livin life large!

I'd like to meet:

Spiritually minded people with resources. If you don't have assets (talents, great personality, decent looks, honest tongue, consideration, connections, etc.) we can work something out. You know, like I sign you up for rehab or a study group. Also would like to meet that all inspiring, Kimora Lee Simmons.

Music:

I'll listen to just about any music that does not have excessive profanity or sexually explicit lyrics. I'm a believer in good, wholesome, energetic music. I can listen to 10 different stations in the same 5 minutes. Among my favorites are Mariah Carey, The Mormon tabernacle choir, my grandfather, Michael Jackson (I like his music, not his current situation: Don't be judging nobody but yo'self!) the oldskool singers, etc. If you're ever in my car, we listen to DRIVER'S CHOICE of music, for good cause. My siblings are testimony of that. Gotta have it my way, or the highway. Special requests only on birthdays.

Movies:

The Phantom of the Opera (Saw it 5 times in the theater! AWESOME!), The Mask of Zorro, Cool Runnings, Remember the Titans, Heidi, Mighty Joe Young, Free Willy, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory (The original version, not that Johnny Dept crap), Edward Scissor Hands, Don't tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, The Girl Who Spelled Freedom, Raise Your Voice, Sister Act, Mrs. Winterbourne, 10 Things I Hate About You, Freedom Writers, Lean On Me, etc.

Television:

Unsolved Mysteries, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, The Nanny, Golden Girls, and Xena the Warrior Princess. Don't usually watch T.V. It's boring and time consuming. I specialize in listening to music.

Books:

The Two of Them by Aliki (It's a children's book) The Book of Mormon, & One Minute for Myself. Also like comedy and mystery books.

Heroes:

My Heavenly Father and Savior, Jesus Christ. My grandfather. Myself. Of course the great ones, our founding father's,the inventor of the ipod, Martin Luther King Jr., the inventor of the first airplane and vehicle. How boring life would be without our cool expensive toys and the freedom to play with them.

My Blog

Wicked Humor!

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Posted by Digitally G Mastered on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:36:00 PST

Hilarious: To My Husband

  ..> ..>   To my darling husband, Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the drivew...
Posted by Digitally G Mastered on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:13:00 PST

Random Laughter

  Joke of the Day A tourist in Vienna goes through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.He finally locates the origin and f...
Posted by Digitally G Mastered on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 07:08:00 PST

A Premeditated Trial

A Premeditated Trial   Her name is Caroline Now she is Karolyne Some people never change Even to this day, there is no way I can ever forget . . .   A flowerpot had cracked Broken pieces...
Posted by Digitally G Mastered on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 12:52:00 PST

Just 1 of Those Days Episode 4

Episode 4 (Original version edited to suit general audiences!)June 21, 2007Sequel to PortionsSai still at Girls CampAround the evening...About 6:30pmElaine, Kre, Kay, and Ervin all head for Baden Powe...
Posted by Digitally G Mastered on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 01:40:00 PST

Just One of Those Days

Introducing "Just 1 of those Days" Reality Series Producer & Author: Karolyne Timoteo     Episode 1   Watching Law and Order: SVU.Ervin:(in awe at the tv screen) oh! oooooooo hmmmmm...
Posted by Digitally G Mastered on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 10:56:00 PST

PBS Documentary on THE MORMONS

I watched the entire documentary and read many of the comments posted so far on other myspace blogs. I learned a lot of things that I didn't know about our church history before. I thought that...
Posted by Digitally G Mastered on Sat, 05 May 2007 02:19:00 PST

Top 10

I would like to take this opportunity to express appreciation for the many blessings I have received in my life. The top 10 things I am grateful for are: 1. Religion Many people fled to the United St...
Posted by Digitally G Mastered on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:58:00 PST

What I Like About This Picture

1. The different colored plastic cups. That screams festive. The occasion: Father's Day! Do you happen to see a reocurring theme at the dinner table. More men then women. The other half of the kitche...
Posted by Digitally G Mastered on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:41:00 PST

For all my LDS fans

A very interesting thought I learned a few Sunday's ago at church. Hope you like it.   Thought of the Week   I wonder what would happen if we treated our Book of Mormon like we treat our cel...
Posted by Digitally G Mastered on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:20:00 PST