BEST ONE-LINERS 2007 |
RULES -- YOU MUST HAVE BEEN THERE - HAS TO BE WITHIN YEAR 2007 - MORE INFO LATER
1. NICE ASS - "IM HALF BLACK WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!"
2. "YOUR NOT A NICE GUY!"
3. "TAKE BART!" "WHAT, I DON'T TAKE BART!"... Posted by D.SOTO *VANITYSF* on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:06:00 PST |
Dogtagz Vip for Sale |
Used to getting VIP free access? Now you will ONLY get in with your VIP pass!Vanity SF" and MyTagz" present VIP Access Tagz! On sale now!! UNLIMITED free access, no lines!!YOU +1!!! $250= 2 month... Posted by D.SOTO *VANITYSF* on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:05:00 PST |
INTERVIEW - BAY AREA UNDERGROUND - EVENTVIBE |
Eventvibe.com Interview with
Dave Soto of VanitySF - LLC.
By Joseph Sobocan
How long have you been promoting?
I HAVE BEEN HELPING WITH EVENTS FOR ABOUT 6 YEARS, MORE SO AS A VIP HOST. I ACTU... Posted by D.SOTO *VANITYSF* on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:45:00 PST |
PICTURES OF DORIAN GRAY -- |
SOMETIMES -- PICTURE'S THAT PEOPLE CREATE OF THEMSELVES ARE EXACTLY WHAT IS UNDERNEATH THE BLANKET IN THE ATTIC,,, NO FEAR HERE --
TO BE THAT NAIVE IS A FAULT, NOT A WONDER.
THERE AR... Posted by D.SOTO *VANITYSF* on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:25:00 PST |
DAVID SOTO'S BEST ONE-LINERS OF |
D.S. BEST ONE-LINER SO FAR "2006"
1."HEY IM SLEEPING WITH YOUR BIRTHDAY GIFT!!" THIS ONE HAS ONE AS THE BEST OF THE YEAR HANDS DOWN -- #1
2. IT'S LIKE THROWING A HOT DOG DOWN A HALLWAY!! VOTED NUMBER... Posted by D.SOTO *VANITYSF* on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:40:00 PST |
VANITYSF AFTER HOURS IS BACK!!! 09-09-06!! |
AFTER HOURS IS BACK. THIS SATURDAY SEPT 9TH!!
YOU MUST EMAIL ME OR CALL ME FOR ADDRESS.
COME CELEBRATE MY BRO'HAM DEREK'S BIRTHDAY -
W/ DJ SCOTTY BOY
YOUR FRIEND DAVID SOTO OF VANITYSF
DA... Posted by D.SOTO *VANITYSF* on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:03:00 PST |
YOU ARE NEVER PREPARED. |
NANA PASSED AWAY.. FEEL A TAD STRANGE..
SHE HAS NOT BEEN WELL FOR SOMETIME AND HER DAY WOULD SOON COME. WE ALL KNEW AND AWAITED THE CALL. MY MOTHER FELT IT SO SHE WENT TO C.A. AND STAYED TILL THE END.... Posted by D.SOTO *VANITYSF* on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 02:07:00 PST |
I'M A TAURUS... |
Taurus
You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties.
You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot r... Posted by D.SOTO *VANITYSF* on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 01:55:00 PST |
PROMOTER GETS BUTT HURT. TELLS ME TO SUCK HIS COCK!! |
Subject: A PROMOTER GETS BUTT HURT... TELLS ME TO SUCK HIS COCK!! Body: JUST TO CLARIFY - WE ARE ON GOOD TERMS.. THIS IS JUST FOR FUN. HE AND I WERE PRETTY WASTED...
I EMAILED - TEXT - CA... Posted by D.SOTO *VANITYSF* on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 12:22:00 PST |
AN OLD FRIEND SENT THIS -- A LESSON .. |
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't b... Posted by D.SOTO *VANITYSF* on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 03:33:00 PST |