i don't want a princess...but for the right girl, i'll treat her like a queen.
Things I learned from The Lost Boys:
- If you give in to peer pressure, you will become a vampire.
- If your mother has a new BF, he's the head vampire.
- Bill's excellent adventure without Ted is that of a vampire.
- People will stare if you run into church to fill your canteens with holy water.
- Hot, sexy gypsies named Starr at boardwalks are lady vampires.
- Vampires like chinese food that turn into worms and maggots.
- Jim Morrison was cool even to vampires.
- If you read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV.
- Never invite a vampire into your house, it renders you powerless.
- I still have a crush on Jami Gertz (and Pheobe Cates)
- Keifer Sutherland was damn cool even before he was Jack Bauer.
- 80's music CAN be cool sometimes...not the clothes though
- This is where the 2 Corey's first fell in love
- Vampires have mutant claws for feet and toes
- A billion Chinese people can't be wrong
- If your brother sleeps all day, wears shades, has long fingernails, and has bad breath, he's a vampire.
- If you run out of cologne or aftershave, use WINDEX.
- Vampires like mullets.
- Sam (Corey Haim) takes long baths, sings in the tub, has no girl friend, and has a picture of Rob Lowe topless in his room.
- If you suspect your grandson might be gay, give him a "stuffed beaver" as a subtle freudian nudge in the right direction.
