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John Nutz

Take a gander at my slamander, he's my commander....

About Me

I work 9-5 doing mundane tasks, and I could not be happier.My GF likes short idiots and bathroom humor. As such, we have much to giggle about.Full time lead singer/friggin' musical genius for Don Guillermo. Actually, I'm more of an idiot savant who finds the right people to hide the imperfections of my compositional style.I am deeply involved with pick up soccer games, drum machines, guitar (I'm a geeetard), words, melodies, monographs, STUN-GUN sangria.I want to live in Montreal, Quebec after grad school.I will risk injury and endure humiliation to make you laugh.Check out my bandwww.myspace.com/donguillermoWe aren't bad at all...

My Interests

Six strings, Digital Delay, Smelly microphones, synthetic leather cleats, my synthesizer, professional fouls, Montreal, Languages I can barely speak, that girl busting the 80's dance moves, white castle, MBA graduation next spring, my family (so full of good genes), my Audity 2000, mini skirt/fishnets/tatoo girls, freshly cut grass with freshly painted lines, dainty feet in heels, my cavalier, Christopher's honest opinion, me and Jim's next inside joke, Girls who speak broken English, becoming an expaitriate, microphone poses, the come out roll, Dutch citizenship, my Mac...

I'd like to meet:

Label executives, betty-ford drinkin-pill-popping-hoebaggin' disasters (for lyrical inspiration only), More French Canadians, unique and odd characters, talking tacos that poop ice cream.... AND YOUR STINKY SELF.

Music:

Kasabian, CCS, Interpol, Ladytron, Stone Roses, Charlatans U.K., Vive La Fete, LCD Soundsystem, Green Car Motel, The Crystal Method, Wolfsheim, Spahn Ranch, MOP, Gangstarr, Kanye West, Snake River Conspiracy, God Lives Underwater, Sneaker Pimps, Lake Trout, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Jane's Addiction, Machines of Loving Grace, 12 Rounds, Screamin Jay Hawkins, Led Zeppelin, Muse, DJ Shadow, Joy Division, Felix Da Housecat, 80's - '90's Manchester sound, Punk, Industrial, Floyd, Trip Hop, the sound of trash cans when I fall into them, music that I make (read: Leos are egotistical bastards), Music my friends make, music my friends hate, ask any of them, they'll tell you.

Movies:

Must be funny... or scary.

Television:

John Stewart, Steven Colbert and ANYTHING funny. Basic cable has no porn channels....

Books:

See classes I listed above... I'll read for fun again when I have my MBA.

Heroes:

The guys from Jackass. They do stuff I'd never try just to make us laugh. Cheers to them.

My Blog

I think my standards have gone up!!!

Because now I can see you!Yes... I am turning into my dear old dad before my very (failing) eyes. The Van Hegans blindness gene has finally struck. Dad's pack-rat tendencies: Check.Picky Eater: CheckC...
Posted by John Nutz on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 07:02:00 PST

My home....

Labor Day Weekend was spent in Montreal... Lovely city with great people. Sad to see the Columbine effect was so far-reaching. Even in a city where togethernes and peace are the norm, ugliness happens...
Posted by John Nutz on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 06:42:00 PST

Footie

Nothing on Secaucusfc.com yet, but We earned our first win of the season with a depleted team. We were so depleted they ACTUALLY HAD TO START ME out of position at right fullback. Daniel Brown, (who h...
Posted by John Nutz on Tue, 02 May 2006 05:56:00 PST

Quiz!!!!

How well do you know me? Post your score on my blog!Take My Quiz- on -QuizYourFriends.com!...
Posted by John Nutz on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 02:13:00 PST

Guess who caught a beatdown?

A little story I'm posting so I don't have to repeat it several times.So... I go on a huge bus trip to DC to see NY play them in a match. In D.C. there's a "skinhead" contingent who formed a supporter...
Posted by John Nutz on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:14:00 PST

New Levels of Drunkness...

I'm looking for a word/phrase to describe just how inebriated I was this past weekend. Feel free to post them so I can pick just the right one. Starting with the Vodka curse on Friday and the endless ...
Posted by John Nutz on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 12:08:00 PST

Blooodclot!!!!!

There's a band out there with no label who is about to explode if the right suit gets a hold of them. They're called Fear Nuttin Band. Great rock/reggae fronted by two insane Jamaicans. They were on a...
Posted by John Nutz on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:43:00 PST

I propose...

That on the 20th many of my friends show at the Loop. I want to drink and celebrate my b-day with my pals. I rarely go on Saturdays these days, but I think it's time to roll deep and take over, lol.
Posted by John Nutz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

OK whoa...

We played a poorly refed match today against a Jamacan team. Thier offside flags were Jamaican flags... Friggin awesome. They probably don't indulge in pregame fatties, however. These fuckers were FAS...
Posted by John Nutz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hurting yet again...

I had to train today with Secaucus F.C. and I was still hobbling from Tuesday's session. Anyway, there's a scrimmage match on Sunday, if any one is interested in seeing us play. Don't know who our opp...
Posted by John Nutz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST