FISH

Basics:
Name: Chris 'The Fish' Isherwood
Date of Birth: 24th Jan
Birthplace: Blackburn
Current Location: Mani Uni
Eye Color: Blue baby
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Average with a hint of dwarf
Heritage: What the fuck does heritage mean?
Piercings: None for the Moment
Tattoos: Take a look at my pics
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Electro house the filthyer the better!
Song: The Freaks: Creep
Movie: Dunno somethin interestin like Donnie Darko
Disney Movie: Gotta be Robin hood, a fox who can shoot a bow and arrow just genius
TV show: Peep Show/Simpsons
Color: Blue
Food: Dirty chicken Madras
Pizza topping: That really Mega Dangerously hot one from Dominoes!
Ice-Cream Flavor: Raspberry Ripple, proper old school
Drink (alcoholic): Dark Rum and ginger, Caucasians and the Gentlemans Choice a pint of NELSON MANDELLA (stella)
Soda: Innocent Smoothies if they count?
Store: Allsaints/ Selfridges / Harvey Nicks if i had the cash
Clothing Brand: Allsaints / Junk de luxe / d2squared
Shoe Brand: Swear
Season: Summer / Gotta love bummin round in the beer gardens of Fallowfiled in flowery shorts and mahoosive sunnies!
Month: Jan coz all the best people are born then
Holiday/Festival: Christmas not much else come fuckin close really does it?
Flower: Fuckin What?
Make-Up Item: Holiday skin moisturiser ( dead straight me? )
Board game: monopoly fuckin love it!
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Fruit or veggie: Fruit all the way do i look like a rabbit?
Night or day: 7 times out of 10 we listen to our music at night! IYA!
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Love Defo
Phone or in person: In person
Looks or personality: Personallity
Coffee or tea: Coffee (Proper esspresso = Sweet)
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: Pass my fuckin uni course and sort my fuckin life out! (Not comin off as id planned at the mo)
Most missed memory: Fallin head first our of a high level wardrobe tob box, dressed in girls pink pyjamas, landin on my face, knockin my self clean out, pissed as fuck love it!
Best physical feature: Dunno i'd say i come as a complete package really
First thought waking up: This aint my bed room and whats your name again?
Hypothetical personality disorder: Ultimate-mega-mint-itus
Preferred type of plastic surgery: I want a pair of massive norks just for the day like!
Sesame street alter ego: That one who was in the bin he was mint!
Fairytale alter ego: Donkey from shrek coz im always on a fuckin worldwind adventure
Most stupid remark: Is there any thin CHICKENS cant do? They taste mint, they can fly and they stay alive when you chop their heads of ........for a bit
Worst crime: That would be tellin!
Greatest ambition: Just be the best i can be!
Greatest fear: Failure
Darkest secret: Wouldnt be a fuckin secret then would it knob end?
Favorite subject: Drinkin
Strangest received gift: A bow tie white silk cuffs and a thong?
Worst habit: Gettin right on it at supersonictheheadgehog pace!
Do You:
Smoke: Nope
Drink: Daily!
Curse: far to fuckin much
Shower daily: Yeah i aint no foowkin skank bag
Like thunderstorms: Fuck yeah
Dance in the rain: only warm summer rain, winter rains a bit shit really i reckon
Sing: Very Very fuckin badly
Play an instrument: Nope got a guitar in my room but its just for looks!
Get along with your parents: yeah when im not bein a pissed up cock end!
Wish on stars: Lol Fuckin no.
Believe in fate: Nah im in control of what i do!
Believe in love at first sight: No i belive in "I'd love a go on that!" at first sight!
Can You:
Drive: Yeah but got no wheels at the mo
Sew: Yeah used to make my own clothes
Cook: I can whip up a fuckin storm in the kitchen!
Speak another language: Not really you dont need to, just speak louder!
Dance: All night long baby!
Sing: Nope
Touch your nose with your tongue: no i reckon only witches can do that
Whistle: Yeah but none of that dead loud fingers in your mouth shite!
Curl your tongue: yup
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: This mornin!
Been Stoned/High: Gettin right on it = Mint
Eaten Sushi: yeah pretty nice
Been in Love: Yeah
Skipped school: Of course my horse
Made prank calls: Lol yeah was a bit of a shit bag as a kid
Sent someone a love letter: Dont think so,
Stolen something: Yeah a bottle of champagne and 6 litres of san miguel on the first day of uni! U snooze you loose, people who put shit in the fridges in halls!
Cried yourself to sleep: LOl no fuck that
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Bein Shit
Are you right or left handed? Righty but depends what im doin
What is your bedtime? I dont sleep i wait! Sleepin is for bats!
Name three things you can't live without: Cash, Alcohol, food in that order!
What is the color of your room? White at the mo
Do you have any siblings? Yeah my big bro nick id do owt for him
Do you have any pets? We ahd a hamster called little cunt, and a fish but they both died due to jos neglect, tut tut
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Fuckin Right i would id prob do it for a tonne im that skint at the mo.
What is you middle name? Carter
What are you nicknames? Fish, Fishtopher, Le Feesh, Le Fucking Feesh, Doris, Danger Doris, Dorisimo Etc
Are you for or against gay marriage? What ever floats your boat in my book.
What are your thoughts ..ion? I dont think about it
Do you have a crush on anyone? Yeah This girl in Revs
Are you afraid of the dark? Lol no I get up when it goes dark!
How do you want to die? In want to live fast and die young!
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? i smashed in 12 choc ices at lunch at college once
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Without Question!
What is the last law you’ve broken? Dunno im a saint!
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Not fussed but blondes always go down well
Eye color: Blue / Brown
Height Not taller than me it make me feel like a still shop at mother care when i girl towers over me!
Weight Less than me
Most important physical feature: Its alll about gettin on really, gotta get on like peas and carrots for me!
Biggest turn-off Dishonesty, it costs nothin bein honest and shows you have respect for people!
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