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SmackRat

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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator not much to say really! my names lauren, i kick ass at making clothes and thats about it!! for now! watch this space xxxx im also a professional thief. and would rachel approve? or would she want to stab him in the eye? I smell like sunday mornings.... Les oiseaux peuvent voler si haut ou ils peuvent chier sur votre tête, mais quand vous les regardez et vous voyez que là-bas beau, cela comment je me sens de vous.

My Interests

trends, music, life, religious tack, tack in general, kitsch, anything sparkley, neon signs, art, burlesque, corsets!, ridiculously high shoes, my disabled badge!!! jack daniels, wine, microwaving red wine, champagne, pimms especially in summer, and at house parties! haha! herbal tea, south african accents, meaningful quotes, beautiful people, people watching, drinking, dancing, falling, stealing, abusing scenesters (rachel) the shoulder shuffle, paul weller's hair, ian browns walk, kelly jones' voice, twiggy, the 60's, mods, lambrettas, vespa's, mg midget 1967 convertable, fishtail parkas and gola! pale skin, eye make-up, sequins, glitter on anything, fairy lights, social gatherings, planing parties, recieving texts, general knowledge quiz's, having a late night jam, pretending to be slugs with stu, slatteries,cuddles and snuggles, MANCHESTER, A-line dresses and dresses, jim morrison, the guy who busks on market street, all day drinking sessions, watching the sunset, particulary over the sea, snow, leaves in the autumn, christmas, patheticaly stupid animals, like a blowfish! hahaha! live gigs, influencing style, becoming the next big thing.

I'd like to meet:

Drop Dead Fred johnny 5 when hes gold x Lua and lilly

Music:

anything, im not musically racist!!!

Movies:

Dead mans shoes, watch it-amazing!

Television:

the poddington peas. Denvor the last dinosaur. the glo fiends AND moondreamers! ace Strange But True (they just dot make em these days) 999

Books:

the junior spy file.

Heroes:

The people who smile back of course!

My Blog

This is for all you swines who helped me over the last 2 years

THANKYOU... in loads of languages, i couldn't have got through my illness' without you big lesbian seagulls..... Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada)       Wliwni niAbena...
Posted by Smack'ed on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:52:00 PST

my wonderful disabled badge

well i just thought id take the time out to let you all know that i have a disabledbadge and well you probably dont! and your probably really jealous! it is wonderful, no longer do i have to pay for ...
Posted by Smack'ed on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:13:00 PST

My pet fish Bob has returned!

my pet fish bob, has returned!! i was ever so sad when i lost him, and i was contemplaiting getting a new fish, named "Bob the second" today, however when i woke up today there was Bob waiting f...
Posted by Smack'ed on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:19:00 PST