Hello!Now I have your attention I’m guessing I’m some kind of weird voice in your subconscious. Oh that’s your voice? Sorry, I do apologise.Can we be friends?You don’t know me yet but if you’re clever you will get to know me. The fact that I’m speaking to you in your own voice is a great start, no?Can I tell you about myself?I have friends - friends that I know you’ll like very much. My friends play crazy, boom boom music that likes to lick your ears and make you shake.They are going to come and play with me. Do you want to come?Hey! You just said yes again, and I didn’t even ask you. I didn’t ask you in the first place so don’t worry its just a little joke I like to play. I’m blushing now.Does this mean that we’re friends now? Let’s get together. Let’s make sandwiches with all the sweetest fillings.I don’t run so you can’t chase me but I do like to hide. You just have to be patient. I could pop up anytime.I am going to make Manchester brand new again because I like to do things that everybody wanted but couldn't have. Now they can. And this is why you have to be my friend.I like restaurants, I like being in office blocks that are no longer used, I like basements where things can get dirty and I like penthouse suites with all the girls and boys naked in the Jacuzzi. I like sexy people.I live for love-ins. And I like being cryptic most of all … its fun.You will find out where I will be hiding and you will want to be my friend forever and ever........Just call me your friendly GEEK. That’s GEEK.Bye bye my new friend.PS. If you want your friends to meet me too, introduce them to me and I'll let them in.Interested in joining our community? Then add us as your friend on myspace or send a blank email with your full name & mobile number (optional) to:[email protected]…..and we’ll keep you informed and up to date with details on our latest parties.
