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Hank is Tanked

I am here for Friends

About Me

I drink too much cheap beer. I don't have an inside voice. Sitting on my stoop to watch traffic is becoming my main hobby. I spend more than I make. I'm loyal to friends and family. I'll hold a grudge long past any sense. I wish I had a beer right now.

My Interests

Pabst, Strohs, Schlitz, and other cheap lagers. Oi, ska, punk, country, bluegrass, hardcore, and other working class music. Zines, stencils, mix tapes, and other diy information dissemination. Skinheads, punks, rudies, 'billies, and other friendly assholes.

I'd like to meet:

Drunks, funny assholes, skins, rednecks, punks who drive mom cars, zinesters, fat kids who like to eat.

Music:

Lucky Scars, Real McKenzies, Cock Sparrer, Street Dogs, Dropkick Murphys, The Pogues, The Specials, Selector, Angelic Upstarts, The Prowlers, Stage Bottles, Street Troopers, County Hell, Oxblood, Hank III, Tribe 8, The Gossip, Snap-Her, The Business, Mainstreet Saints, Atom and His Package, Prince Buster, The Toasters, Alaskan Pirate and His Salty Seamen, Johnny Cash, Loretta Lynn, Dolly Parton, Hard Skin, The Oppressed, The Bruisers, Judge Dread, Pressure Point, US Roughnecks, Insurgence Records, Mad Butcher Records, No Sports, Iggy Pop, Flogging Molly, Brain Failures, Moral decline, Suburban Lockdown, AC/DC, Lynyrd Skynyrd

Movies:

Freeway, Female Trouble, Cry Baby, Desperate Living, Suburbia, A Clockwork Orange, Legend of Billie Jean, Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever, Chronicles of Riddick, Grindhouse, Full Metal Jacket, Goonies

Television:

My Name is Earl, 30 Rock, King of the Hill, Metalocalypse, Venture Bros., Squidbillies, Robot Chicken, South Park, Rome, Big Love

Books:

all of them

My Blog

One Good Cop Reunion Show @ OAF House

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Posted by Hank is Tanked on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:43:00 PST

New Year's Eve, 2007

Hell of a time. ...
Posted by Hank is Tanked on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:08:00 PST

xmas party 06

If you weren't there, you missed the fuck out.
Posted by Hank is Tanked on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:51:00 PST

hooligan beach weekend

These are thumbnails, I think the actual pics are sort of huge. Sorry about that. Only a vegetarian would have that hair.up the street we stayed onunibomber or celebrity?gals in the kitchen areagals...
Posted by Hank is Tanked on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:58:00 PST

HalOi!ween

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Posted by Hank is Tanked on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:24:00 PST

So You Want To Be a Skinhead

A few thoughts on kids who "want to be a skinhead" and hop online to find out how. Go to local oi and ska shows. Check out the local skins. Talk to us. Heck, buy us beers if you're old enough - we lik...
Posted by Hank is Tanked on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:08:00 PST

Shane's 20th

Shane's 20th. A lot of these were taken by someone else. I know, because there were two shots of me passed out on the couch halfway through the night. But since I own the camera, I get to not post up ...
Posted by Hank is Tanked on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 06:46:00 PST

pirate party!

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Posted by Hank is Tanked on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 07:47:00 PST

gss .3

notes to myself: - finish the interview questions for the 4 local bands- I need pics of local skins that don't mind being in the zine- who do I know that can draw and wants to put together the cover f...
Posted by Hank is Tanked on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 07:25:00 PST

pinned down in the state office

First off, Jess is my fuckin savior. She's spent most of the last two weeks at my house, sleeping in my lumpy bed, waking up early as hell to bring me to work every day. True love. Second, I can't wai...
Posted by Hank is Tanked on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 09:43:00 PST