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About Me

I make bbq sauce, I apply choke holds, I watch TV, I know politics (world and local), I watch fights, I listen to (good) music, I drink (good) beer. A pretty good Trivial Pursuit player, and I was undefeated in Risk for several years in the early 1990s.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

your mom. Oh, you said, "Meet." I thought you said... umm... nevermind.I'll let Mr. Cory Banan explain...

My Blog

Soon to be a major motion picture

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  5/19/08    1:15 pm (Eastern Standard Time)    I return from the cafeteria downstairs to find the i...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 10:57:00 GMT

Entertaining, but horrible.

  So, I posted a bulletin the other day asking to be entertained by you Myspacians.  You pretty much failed miserably.  I've been left to my own devices, searching the Wurld Why'd Web for distractions...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:16:00 GMT

Fun with Wikipedia

  My hero for today is Andre Gardes.  He's a shining example of one man ignoring the odds and going for the gold... Or, of undiagnosed mental illness.   First, some backstory... "Sark (...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:28:00 GMT

Geek-Out Freak-Out

  First, I need to get this out of the way...  R.I.P. Gary Gygax.    I've decided to get very,  VERY excited about the upcoming G.I. Joe movie.  I know all this info is ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:44:00 GMT

Fine then.... 2007.

Copied from a bunch of people. ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:27:00 GMT

Need a calendar?

  Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to announce that after MONTHS of scheduling conflicts, hungover photographers and many, many, MANY questions... The shooting for the Tallahassee Rol...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 13:44:00 GMT

Good news and horrible thoughts

First of all... Tiger Army is playing Tallahassee on January 26th!!!  (One night after the Indigo Girls, but that's another story.)  Seriously, this show is going to be amazing.  Get yo...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:42:00 GMT

Life’s Mysteries Explained

" Imagine yourself in high school... Bourbon (Jack Daniels, etc.) is your wild freak girlfriend who'll do almost anything in the sack. Good times, but she's borderline nuts. Scotch is her older, class...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 13:24:00 GMT

Updates for ya FACE

First and foremost... http://baconsalt.com/    Second, I hurt my ribs.  (Nothing broken.)  Do not try to tickle me, or I will be forced to punch you in the face.   Third...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:02:00 GMT

I ain’t tapping.

This has been one fucking roller-coaster of a week. I don't know what else to do, other than sip my Glenmorangie and listen to Lucero. If I could ask for anything in the coming week, it'd be Clarity...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 22:15:00 GMT