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Natasha

I want to be alone

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 I'm soft, warm, furry, and wicked intelligent. My claws are sharp, but you'll have to really earn the right for me to scratch you with them. I AM the world's softest cat.

My Interests

Eating, sleeping, bossing my servant around, chasing synthetic mice (when I instruct my servent to throw them), similar exercises with a wire and the plastic rings resulted from opening milk gallons.

I'd like to meet:

Nobody

Music:

Whatever my "owner" (actually servant) listens to that doesn't annoy me.

Books:

the Judy Blume book (of that horrid 9 year old human that won't leave) I soiled a few months ago. I hope to make it in that "Bad Cat" calendar someday to entice the younger Tomcats.

Heroes:

Amie, bearer of treats

My Blog

make this kitten go away

seriously.
Posted by Natasha on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 10:28:00 PST

Stupid clutz

I hate humans. They have very poor controls of their motor functions; for example, my servant, while filling my food dish (after a little blackmail from my urine to prompt action) tipped over the bag ...
Posted by Natasha on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 01:48:00 PST

I'm so beautiful,why must I deal with this?

Bastard child was over again, I hissed at her several times, but the dense homo sapien doesn't seem to understand territory... I dare her to leave Charlotte Sometimes on the bathroom floor again. My d...
Posted by Natasha on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 10:08:00 PST