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The Grouch

Geologists are gneiss people, everyone else is just schist.

About Me

How I behave on any given day depends on a variety of factors i.e. How much sleep I had, Am I hungry, Do I like you? Generally, I'm a laid back person who has occasional panic attacks and bizarre fantasies. Very prone to stomach upsets. Ok, I'll admit I'm lazy too. Copying and pasting my Friendster profile in here pretty much confirms it, huh?

My Interests

I like reading, be it trashy romance novels with pictures of half-naked people cavorting on the cover, suspense ala Dan Brown, children's books, fantasy (david eddings!), biographies, etc. The only ones I stay away from are self help, horror and cookbooks (they make me insanely hungry). Geology books rocks my socks too. Music is another passion. I don't play any musical instruments despite a consuming wish to do so, so I content myself appreciating old-fashioned tunes by CCR, The Rollingstones, The Beatles, Velvet Underground, The Beach Boys, The Who, The Kinks, etc. Did I mention I like to sing but can't keep a tune to save my life? I've bugged The Partner to let me sing for his band...he has wisely said no. Current interests include photography (http://flickr.com/photos/thegrouch/) and writing in my blog (c'mon! ask me for the link!)). Yes, I'm plugging shamelessly I know, so? Although I'm putting eating last, close friends will know that food is my religion and hell hath no fury like a hungry Grouch.

I'd like to meet:

All the people listed in my shag list. Maybe you if you're nice and well-behaved.

Music:

Uhhh..didn't see this category till I'd already filled out the interests part. Refer there for my list of fave bands. Oh yeah, I like Couple (myspace.com/couple) too.

Movies:

My simple criteria as to what makes a good movie: 1. No ghosts or scary, otherworldly beings that have long hair and walk funny ala The Grudge. 2. Fantastic soundtrack (like Empire Records!) 3. No sudden moves/loud noises. In short, suspense is a big NO. 4. A happy ending (I get insanely depressed if there isn't one) 5. Cool romantic scenes. Cheesy ones also can.

Television:

I'm a sucker for documentaries on the National Geographic and Discovery channels. Reality TV shows are strangely fascinating too. I swear, 5 continuous hours of watching America's Next Top Model does strange things to your head.

Books:

Please refer to my bookshelf at home for details. I feel frustrated spending time making a whole list of names only to remember later that I've forgotten an author I supposedly LOVE. Shit, now I'm remembering that I didn't include a whole lot of other bands/singers under the MUSIC category...But anal regrets aside, I love books by James Herriot, David Eddings, Maeve Binchy, Simon Winchester, Jon Krakauer, Beverly Cleary, Agnes Kieth, etc. Favourite books include To Kill A Mockingbird, Rebecca by D. Du Maurier, Absolutely American by D.Lipsky, Don't Eat This Book by M.Spurlock, Fastfood Nation by E. Schlosser, Life of Pi by Y.Martel, etc. I know I'll be haunted by book titles/authors that I've forgotten to list down at 3am.

Heroes:

Animal rights activists.

My Blog

Bubba Ho-Tep

No, I'm not talking about the Southern Mummy that Bruce Campbell's deranged Elvis had to fight in that weird old folks home. I just like the way the phrase sounds when I say it. I need more traffic to...
Posted by The Grouch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST