Will - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I wear black on the outside because that's how I feel on the inside

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can improve my swing.

Music:

cheese and sludge

Movies:

Listomania, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Donnie Darko, Dawn of the Dead (original recipe), Invasion of the Body Snatchers (Kaufman's), Dead Alive, Better Off Dead, Fist of Legend, All the Once Upon a Time in China's, anything by Sergio Leone, Trust, Sin City, Seven Samurai, Fireworks, Sonatine, Repo Man, or anything that is crazy, or contains titties, or makes me laugh. I have a problem limiting my lists.

Television:

Weeds, Metalocalypse, Entourage, Heroes

Books:

Vallis, The Martian Chronicles, Jailbird, 1984, Choke, Youth in Revolt, and a crap load of comics

Heroes:

The Monkey King

My Blog

youtube

yo bitches this is my link:http://youtube.com/profile?user=whoppinsThis shit is old!
Posted by Will on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:51:00 PST

Lsdyonnaise

With the focus of a monk I stared at the fractel, following the colorful staircases deeper and deeper. It was impossible to distinguish the splattered chaos from the eye amoebas that swam back and for...
Posted by Will on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Scary Plastic Doll Man

Lately, my dreams have been scaring the shit out of me. I wake up in a brown lake of pure terror. These dreams are not about satan, clowns, E.T., or growing old. The main character of these horribl...
Posted by Will on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

big dog lil indian

When I was in the fourth grade we were given the choice of dressing up as either Indians or Pilgrims for Thanksgiving. The entire class chose to be Indians (when your ten, Pilgrims just aren't cool)....
Posted by Will on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wet dream

Sometimes I miss the beer bottle to my mouth and it hits the corner of my lips. My tongue slips in and I pretend it's the kiss of a clumsy lover. I love you beer.
Posted by Will on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST