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fernando strohmeyer

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About Me

i like to make fun of stuff that sucks http://www.myspace.com/fstrohmeyer

My Interests

cooking meals of food, the hope that cable will just appear at my home, petting dogs behind the ear, fine tobaccos, discussing my tattoos with bikers, drinking large amounts of water, sweating (apparently), putting ice in the bong, messy burritos, freedom

I'd like to meet:

a large field of marijuana...and this guy

Music:

east bay pop punk. sad acoustic songs. and of course...baby-making music

Movies:

mel brooks

Television:

i don't like talking about my addictions

Books:

comedy books.

Heroes:

george carlin, bob newhart, lou jacobi, pryor, bill hicks john belushi, phil hartman conan o'brien and steve martin

My Blog

one of those days when you wanna try heroin

i do one of these like every six months. i always claim that things have changed and i'm doing better or i'm doing something with these few years i've been given to live. but not so much these days. i...
Posted by fernando strohmeyer on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:57:00 PST

the birds will kill us all

well it's been a year since i wrote my last blogand i'm pretty sure the only people reading this already know what i've been up to so i apalogize for any redundancies. i think i was single when i wrot...
Posted by fernando strohmeyer on Tue, 30 May 2006 10:48:00 PST

what times' your party man? 9:30 man. i'll be there man.

hello. why is the squirrel always trying to litter in the yard? can you hear the faucet dripping? please pass the olive oil. do you sell blue shoe laces? join me on the hover craft. yell curse w...
Posted by fernando strohmeyer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stoned, ripped, twisted. good people.

spring is almost here few more weeks sitting outside smoking with a coffee in comfort joints in the park speaking with the people i have no idea who they are there is more life to live
Posted by fernando strohmeyer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the pope. the pope. the pope is on fire.

well it's been a while. since my last blog i have had a whole relationship that started about three days after i wrote my last blog. it is now just about three weeks now since it ended. i've been to t...
Posted by fernando strohmeyer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cabin fever is quite possible

i will be gone all this week. i rented a cabin in the woods by myself. i've had a little too much society for the last 23 years. i will be back next sunday. hope all goes well for all of you this week...
Posted by fernando strohmeyer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i fell asleep and woke up with a beard

i'm convinced that nobody reads these. that's why i haven't written one in a while. for the last month, i have worked double shifts mon-fri. i have another 2 weeks of it left. strange things happen wh...
Posted by fernando strohmeyer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stay alive, stay free, stay sexxy, talk hard!

freinds!dancing!baseball!new releases!oppisite sexes!same sexes!art openings!post cards!LSD! polaroids!bikes!punk rock!spiderman2! rediscovering green day!breaking edge!staying edge!kissing crushes!fi...
Posted by fernando strohmeyer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i fucking hate punks. bunch of stupid assholes.

sorry fuckface hanging out in the pit, i cut my stupid mohawk off like five years ago. shit got old. i can't walk down the street with an Anti-Nowhere League back patch on my hoodie. fucker tried to t...
Posted by fernando strohmeyer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

no money, mo' problems

i find that i have a much harder time living my life when i have no money. when i have it, i'm happy. i'm out doing...something. anything. i've been flat broke now for about 3 months. my phone has lon...
Posted by fernando strohmeyer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST