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Nadav A.K.A Awesome Sausage the Mayor

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I am very outgoing and love to have a good time. I love sports, the Vols and the Tide. I love to be near water... skiing or layin out at a lake or beach... I work at Brio and will soon be bartending, I hope, and go to school at UAB. I am working on getting my real estate license, so I am really busy all the time. But I still leave time for fun. I love to go dancing and chillin with my friends after-party style. I love to play pool. I enjoy meeting new people and going new places, but I love Birmingham. This city is not too big and not too small. I enjoy cookin, especially at the lake where I ski most of the summer, the races, or on a sat while watchin football.
How You Life Your Life
You have a good sense of self control and hate to show weakness.
You tend to avoid confrontation and stay away from sticky situations.
You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly.
You tend to always dream of things within reach - and you usually get them. How Do You Live Your Life?
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So Basically..
Name:: Nadav
Nicknames:: The Jew, The Mayor, and oh yeah Awesome Sausage
Age:: 24
Birth Date:: Feb. 15, 1983
Hair Color:: black
Eye Color:: gorgeous hazel
Height:: 5'9
Piercings:: used to have a tongue ring
Tatoos:: want one just not sure of what
Heritage:: Im a Jew
Best..
Food:: sushi, thai, anything I cook
Drink:: miller lite, double crown and seven, choc. milk, and how can i forget sweet tea with ballpark ice
Time of Day:: whatever time it is
Season:: summer
Day of the Week:: thurs.
Color:: green, brown, and baby blue
Place in U.S:: sweet home alabama, the HAM
Place outside U.S:: Israel, Switzerland, Italy
Magazine:: BETUS.com
Pet:: Vol and Jackson, I have revently adopted Otis
Friend:: Sean C. Wood, Kris, Sanermander, and the Johns
Feeling: Anticipated
Do You..
Shower Daily:: usually twice
Brush your Teeth Daily:: twice
Sing:: all the time
Dance:: all weekend long
Drink:: same as I sing
Smoke:: if I am really gone
Read Books:: all the time before bed
Read Magazines:: on the pot
Have a Religion:: Im a Jew
Have a Bf/Gf:: yup MS. Kim
Play an Instrument:: Bongos, and my bone
In the Opposite Sex..
Hair Color:: blonde, brunette, black and then after that whatever
Eye Color:: blue, hazel, green then whatever
Height:: short and then tall
Tatoos:: sexy ones
Piercings:: wherever, prefer nose rings
Body Type:: just so i dont lose the remote in them, fair game
Hobbies:: sports, kickin ass, makin money, kickin ass, and cooking, betting, SKIING
Do You Believe In..
Ghosts:: yeah but only good ones
Aliens:: yeah sometimes I think Sean is one
God:: oh yeah, we are tight
Devil:: oh yeah, we are tight
Heaven:: been there, and takin some lucky ladies with me
Hell:: same as b/4
Afterlife:: yup
Have You Ever..
Been Arrested:: nope
Cheated:: yup
Been Cheated on:: yup, thats why i dont cheat now
Had your Heart Broken:: oh yeah
Broken someone elses Heart:: im sure
Stripped:: haha furnace on a sun.
Kissed more than two people in one night:: yeah
Kissed someone of the same sex:: no
Lied:: yeah about the last question, j.k.
Gotten into a fight:: yeah
Passed out:: yeah
Stolen anything:: yeah im sure, dont know wat
Done something you regret:: yeah
Been on T.V:: plenty i am the mayor
Been in Love:: yeah
Last Person You..
Talked to on the phone:: Mallory
Text Messaged: dont know, i asked who they were
Instant Messaged: not sure
Hugged:: my dad
Kissed:: my mom
Yelled at:: otis
Missed:: my niece and nephews
Were told loved you?: huh...
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Country, Hip-Hop, R&B, Techno, Top-40's, Progressive
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Movies:

Casino, Memphis Belle, Cinderella Man, Anchorman Cocktail--> Barman's poem I am the last barman poet . I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make. Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake. The sex on the beach. The schnapps made from peach. The velvet hammer. The alabama slammer. I make things with juice and froth. The pink squirrel. The 3-toed sloth. I make drinks so sweat and snazzy. The iced tea. The kamakazi. The orgasm. The death spasm. The Singapore sling. The dingaling. America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got. But if you want to get loaded. Why don't you just order a shot? Bar is open.

Television:

60 minutes (which I am proud to say I watch in 2 and a half hours) Dexter, Sopranos, family guy, simpsons, history channel, Anything on A&E or Court TV (First 48, Intervention, Cold Case, City Confidential, American Justice, House... CSI... Any College or pro Futbawl... and I'll give you one reality show; Hell's Kitchen.

Books:


The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart? You are now marked on my visitor map!

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Heroes:

My Moms'n'em... she is the coolest person I know... The Israeli Defense Force... He Who blessed our forefathers Abraham, Isaac and Jacob -- may He bless the fighters of the Israel Defense Forces, who stand guard over our land and the cities of our God, from the border of the Lebanon to the desert of Egypt, and from the Great Sea unto the approach of the Aravah, on the land, in the air, and on the sea.May the Almighty cause the enemies who rise up against us to be struck down before them. May the Holy One, Blessed is He, preserve and rescue our fighters from every trouble and distress and from every plague and illness, and may He send blessing and success in their every endeavor.May He lead our enemies under our soldiers' sway and may He grant them salvation and crown them with victory. And may there be fulfilled for them the verse: For it is the Lord your God, Who goes with you to battle your enemies for you to save you. Now let us respond: Amen.
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