Bill

Here we go...driving fast in other people's cars, making French toast, writing humorous antidotes, trying to hide in Birmingham, getting speeding tickets, being easy on Sunday mornings, making fun of people that like NASCAR, the awesomeness of thunderstorms, acting like I'm paying attention in conversations, searching for a white man named Lamont (I'll pay you $500 if you can), making my own moonshine, Gillette Fusion razors, telling teenagers about the good old days of Nintendo, PLAYING old school Nintendo, licking envelopes, looking for a good girl in the bars, being a good tipper, ironing clothes (I swear it's therapeutic), taking care of my friends, offending people like it's my job, being sedated, outside concerts, inside concerts, riding with the top down, Target on a Sunday afternoon (guys you know what I'm talking about), Hooter's wings, people watching, road trips, happy hours, the desert at night, the Rockies at wintertime, the way fresh cut grass smells, making my mom and dad proud, getting tattoos, showing off my tattoos, proving people wrong, my grandmother's chicken and dumplings, I've got some more but I've got to go.