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Teaser Von Tizzler

I'm kind of a big deal..

About Me

Lovable & cuddly, needs lots of attention and TLC. Outgoing and receptive, always a dependable friend. Infrequency of hugs will not be tolerated and love must be excessive. Needs to be fed 4-5 times a day and would appreciate long walks.
Plays well with others unless threatened, can tend to be vicious when protecting oneself or a loved one. 100% housetrained, gurantee no piddles on your carpet!
(unless severely excited)
Abuse of any kind, verbal, physical or otherwise, will not be permitted. Must be lenient, kind-hearted, and sympathetic to twisted humor tendencies.
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Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like? ............................................................ ...
Your Passion is Purple!
You've got a ton of passion, but you don't always wear it on your sleeve.
If something truly excites you, you let your inner intensity shine through.
But otherwise, your passion tends to morph into energy ... which you never lack.
You're a balanced woman, knowing when to turn on the fire in your heart. What Color is Your Passion?
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You Are a Light Pink Rose
You represent sweetness and grace.
Your vibe: Kind and gentle
Falling in love with you: is like falling in love with a best friend What Color Rose Are You?

My Interests

My beautiful Lovely wife xJoellex. Great, awesome, cool, wonderful friends. being silly. reptiles. horse-back riding. taking care of animals. snuggling. laughing. sleeping. living life. and my little family

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I'd like to meet:



Hitler.
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P.S not to sound like a dick, but please don't request to be my friend if you don't know me, at least send a message first. it isn't that difficult. If you're a dude and who just wants to add me because you think I'm cute, to add to the plethora of other girls who you don't know, do me a favor and buzz off.
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Music:

A Skylit Drive. A Day To Remember. My Bitter End. August Burns Red. CDC. All Shall Perish. The Classic Struggle. Set Ablaze. Bury Your Dead. Heidnik. Arson. The Killing. A Life Once Lost. The Black Dahlia Murder. Repercussion. Massive Attack. Dredg. Emery. Cold Play. Team Sleep. ShockWave. RedLine. Caliban. The Haunted. All Out War. Turmoil. SoilWork. InFlames. Hypocrisy. Dimmu Borgir. At The Gates. Cro Mags. Death Threat. 100 Demons. MadBall. 7 Seconds. Manowar. Iron Maiden. Exhumed. Death. Sworn Enemy. Killswitch Engage. The Hope Conspiracy. Let it Die. Black My Heart. Recon. Knuckledust. Park Way Drive. Death Before Dishonor. Meshuggah. HateBreed. Martyr A.D. The Misfits. Full Blown Chaos. First Blood. Deftones. Tool. Ludacris. Converge. Skinless. Cryptopsy. Candiria. God Forbid. BadLuck 13. Columbian Necktie. Suffokate. Settle the Score. 10 Crowns. SkareTactic. Pride Kills. Hoods. Pitch Black. Pantera. Isis. Opeth. Lamb of God. Shattered Realm. Nothing Left to Mourn. Born from Pain. Punishment. Beat Down Fury. Blacklisted. Deadwater Drowning. Unearth. Underoath. Mastodon. The Red Chord. Dillinger Escape Plan. Until The End. Dead Blue Sky. Wu-Tang Clan. The End.

Movies:

Smokin' Aces, Lucky Number Sleven, Hero, Anchorman, 12 Monkey's, Se7en, Kung POW, Ali G in Da House, Gladiator, Fight Club, The Matrix, Ted Bundy bio, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, Evil Dead 2, Friday The 13th, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Trainspotting, Office Space.... *whispers* bestiality porn is fun too.........

Television:

Emergency Vets, Animal Precinct, Crock Hunter, Daily Show. The Colbert Report. Drawn Together. forensic files

Books:

48 Laws of Power, The Art of Seduction..

Heroes:



My Blog

random thoughts

fat cats that are draped over the back of the couch like a blanket fast asleep, is quite adorable.  humans couldnt pull this off.. because seeing a morbidly obese person sleeping on the back of t...
Posted by Teaser Von Tizzler on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:26:00 PST

I think I'm in love..

 ...with life, it's fucking beautiful. I havent felt this way in a LONG time.  my new passion is Smirnoff Twisted Wild Grape, it's heaven in a bottle, or as bradie says, "it's like angels pi...
Posted by Teaser Von Tizzler on Sat, 26 May 2007 11:19:00 PST

New INK d00dz - check it out.

Alright, so my tattoo saga begins when I've been waiting forever to get work done by one of my favorite tattoo artists, Kimberly Reed.  I make my appointment to consult with her, then had to wait...
Posted by Teaser Von Tizzler on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:56:00 PST

nothing in this life is for sure.

and it's been proven over and over.  it's utterly amazing how easy life can be when making the right (heart) choices, but how incredibly difficult it can be when those right (gut) choices a...
Posted by Teaser Von Tizzler on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:21:00 PST

Here we go again..

Joey leaves yet again on another deployment, which means another heartbreak will be endured.  I feel like I should be mentally prepared for this, but how does one go about doing so?  I ...
Posted by Teaser Von Tizzler on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:58:00 PST

wha, do I tawk funny or sum'n ?

What American accent do you have? Your Result: Philadelphia Your accent is as Philadelphian as a cheesesteak!  If you're not from Philadelphia, then you're from someplace near there like...
Posted by Teaser Von Tizzler on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:39:00 PST

I wonder what it's like..

to be held by a true love and have him say 'everything will be alright' when you are having a bad day. who will express that they truly, deeply love you. and actually KNOW it and FEEL it. I wonde...
Posted by Teaser Von Tizzler on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 12:59:00 PST

Friday the 13th

I hope someone runs a red light while I'm driving. but that wont happen, because I never get what I want. fuck everything....
Posted by Teaser Von Tizzler on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:16:00 PST

Day 3 without my widsom teeth..

my cheeks are all still huge and I'm still reduced to mushy foods. although I felt a lil rebellious, because I made mac and cheese.  I wasnt too successfull with chewing it, so I had to eat like ...
Posted by Teaser Von Tizzler on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:52:00 PST

Getting wisdom teeth out sucks

I look like a chimpmunk.. the only upside to this is I get to eat a whole lot of ice cream, the down side is, I'm almost out :*( but I'm starving for actual food, I want a hamburger so friggin bad it ...
Posted by Teaser Von Tizzler on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 03:08:00 PST