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THE EASTER BUNNY IS REAL***EDIT***THE BEARD IS HERE TILL 2010. deal with itfuck helping these hurrcaine victims. its bullshit. they should have insurance, if they don't fuck em. i'm not droppin a dime on them. way to live in a stupid state.
this is me lifei am fat. i have better tattoos than mike hober. i play drums in a band about cool dudes riding cycles. the holes in my ears are wider than mike hober's dick. i play purple drums.i am john bowes. i am handsome.. my heart is two sizes too big, as is my stomach. when i was born i got dropped on the testicles, and the darn swelling never went down. sometimes im broke and hated, for doing what i love. But in the end i am a better person than you are. and thats not me being vainI think I'm funny as fuck. actually I know I am. I have a real good personally, better then most. I like to show my balls off, because they're huge and it makes people laugh. I make fun of of people because it makes ME laugh. I call people while I'm at work and put them on hold a lot rather than hanging up, because deep down I'm really a chick. I love phones.i am like a llama placenta, i am transparent flat and round with fluid and am usually about an hour behind of everything else that happens around me. i am gay. i am stupid. i love cecilia and her chinese parents. i am gay.i am poor. i am large tesitcled. i am large. i am 20 lbs lighter. i am effervescent.my name is john bowes. i am super cute. i am super awesome. i perform crowd wars. and play drums in the best band everI have an awesome personality. I have a radical beard. I play drums in a band that tours more then AC DC. My penis does tricks. I am god.im tight as shit. im the best part of my band. im a pussy magnet and i fuck up small creatures. i got a huge ass beard and some sick ass corn rows. and i love my momma!I got great teeth. I'm funny. My teeth are big. I love vron. I get sweatyi am a robust individual with a healthy self-image. i am very skilled at making my dreams a reality. i am involved in a constant quest for fame ranging from art to hardcore, but one way or another i'm always marketing myself. i am a true representation of what too much "touring" and "life on the road" will do the average person. if i keep up at my current pace, i am a strong candidate for Time Magazine's "Man of The Year" award in 2010.I probably think your a faggot. i make fun of shit, lots of shit. i spell like everything wrong,casuee my fingers are too fat. i never use an away message cause thety are for pansies. straws are for women and children. i find bugs, and set them on fire.Just so everyone knows. i am god. i am the lord and savior jesus christ. i am moses. i am everything holy that you worship. and for fucks sake, the whole lot of you are god damn moronic assholes. on the real, why is 87.6% of this world comprised of idiots?phone-215-264-5749
aim-"i am john bowes"
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