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About Me

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

College, Atheism, Law, Public Administration, Biology, Books and reading, Movies, Independant film, Anime, Martial Arts, Video Games, Strength Training, Bodybuilding, Women, Drinking, Philosophy, Debate, History, Supernatural (theory), Cultures, Poetry, People, Plays, Actually researching things I claim to believe in as a world view (you should try it)

I'd like to meet:

YOU! Kurosawa, Bertrand Russel, Beastie Boys, Brian Holtz, Achilles, Quentin Tarantino, Homer, Jesus, Crowley, My Great Grandfather, Hemmingway, Funikoshi, Einstein, Hawking, Vonnegut, Newton, Mendel, Descartes, Watson and Crick, Oscar Wilde, Myamoto Musashi, Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Any knight from the cruasades, Ansel Adams, Bill Watterson, President Clinton, Anyone who stormed Normandy, Mos Def,.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Mos Def, Beastie Boys, Blink 182 (old), STP, Soundgarden, Chilli Peppers, Jimmy Eat World, Urematsu, Video Game Music, L7, Rolling Stones, Zeppelin, The Roots, Jurrassic 5, Mudvayne, Offspring, Kill Bill Music, Johnny Cash, The Roots, The Eagles, The Cars, Any Bluegrass music, Nirvana,

Movies:

Kill Bill (complete & uncut), Pulp Fiction, Seven Samurai, A History of Violence, Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Ninja Scroll, Howl's Moving Castle, Fight Club, Crouching Tiger, Brokeback Mountain, A Time to Kill, Shawhank Redemption, American Beauty, Memento, Frailty, The Seventh Seal, Berserk, The Deer Hunter, Schinder's List, T2, Kingdom of Heaven, Sean of the DeadI like movies that have a point, and I like movies that involve revenge, karma, and things being fullfilled. I also like movies about life and its questions- love, God, relationships, karma, forgiveness, being lost, redemption.

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Daily Show

Books:

Slaughterhouse Five, Big Fish, Karate do Kyohan, Tao Te Ching, Poe's Complete Works, Blade of the Immortal, Greek Mythology, Any Poetry Books, Scripts, Calvin and Hobbes Collection, Book of Five Rings, Catcher in the Rye, Berserk, To Kill a Mockingbird, Why I Am Not a Christian, Get a Grip on Physics, Most philosphy books, any kind of how-to or guidebook, The God Delusion, The Physics of Superheros

Heroes:

Those standing up for what is true in the face of blind social mania.

My Blog

Marriage

Is it just me, or is everyone getting married? My line of thinking differs from those around me. The idea of a life long commitment at the age of 20-24 with only 1/4 of my life lived doesn'...
Posted by Mike D on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:32:00 PST

Understanding Original Sin

more from a great website... Understanding original sin The story about Adam, Eve and the serpent in the Bible's book of Genesis is very important to Christians. This story, also known as "the ...
Posted by Mike D on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:48:00 PST

Why Does God Hate Women?

Following is an chapter from www.whydoesgodhateamputtee s.com, an incredible site I recently found (thanks to Justin for pointing me to it.) I hope that women who call themselves Christian have some...
Posted by Mike D on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:25:00 PST

Stop Bugging Me

Solicitation by unemployed douche bags has reached new lows. The other day while getting gas before leaving Cincinnati, I was approached by a man in his thirties who had a red plastic gas can in...
Posted by Mike D on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:19:00 PST

Conversation with a Creationist

What follows is an email conversation I had with a friend of mine (who is a creationist) after he argued against my "science vs religion" post, where I simply identified why science and religion could...
Posted by Mike D on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:17:00 PST

Wow

So the Martin School of UK, where I'm getting my degree from, had their yearly picnic last night. At the picnic they had a keg of kentucky ale and coolers full of bottled imports to go along wit...
Posted by Mike D on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:13:00 PST

Free Will vs Omniscient Diety

After doing some reading and having some personal conversations with people regarding free will and an all knowing God, I realized that free will and a God who knows everything are not compatible.&nbs...
Posted by Mike D on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:51:00 PST

You are a speck

I like these pictures because they give you a good idea of not only the size relationship between objects in space, but of just how small earth is compared to what's out there. Funny how not too ...
Posted by Mike D on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:35:00 PST

Science is not a religion

I was at Barnes and Noble the other day and spotted a book about Liberals. In the intro, it said something along the lines of how being liberal was a religion, a Godless one. I stated alou...
Posted by Mike D on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:43:00 PST

Very funny- especially the how fossils got here part- but I want to see this place

High-tech museum brings creationism to life Biblical account is taken as scientific gospel at $25 million Creation MuseumBy Dylan T. LovanThe Associated PressPETERSBURG, Ky. - Like most natural histor...
Posted by Mike D on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:03:00 PST