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Paloma

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About Me

I like to play music and mesmerize people with my bass magic. I like to drink fine whiskeys in shoddy bars. I like to ride my bike. I think my new drummer can be a douche bag, but it can be very charming. I like boys with bikes, bellies, tattoos, jobs, talent, you know, the regular stuff, but I will settle on someone to ride bikes with. That's fine. I think my band is the greatest thing since the breadman got a tricycle. All you North Parkites, you know exactly who I'm talking about. Oh that sweet angel of a man. I want to teach the world about Love, Respect, and Rock n' Roll! And I'm going to do it one riff at a time.I'm a complete dork! In the words of the great JDB, "Dork Core Unite!"

My Interests

Whiskey, Dark Beers form other countries, Boys with glasses, Pot bellies, Pot, Books that make me laugh out loud and annoy other people that I'm laughing out loud, Being as obnoxious as I can be, Fake Laughs, Fake Jewelry, Fashion Magazines, Yelling "Dominoes Bitches!", Being the Dominoe Master that I am, Ponce's Mexican Food (It's like Crack!), The Ken Movies, Good bands, Shitty Bands that are at least entertaining to make fun of, Good Bartenders, Dive Bars

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to resurect Hunter S. Thompson and hang William H. Burroughs in a dark alley in Tiajuana and drink till dawn. I'd like to meet Josh Homme and tell him he has hips like Elvis and to stop being a douche. I'd like to meet you for a drink and a laugh!

Music:

My Band, Erotomania is the only band you need to know about

Movies:

I work at The Ken Cinema! Movies are fun! And don't forget to stop at Ponce's Mexican resturant for some delicious margaritas! And tip the servers well, bitches. That's our life source. What the fuck! You think your smile's pay the rent. Well, friend let me tell you...

Television:

The Chapelle Show, third season is comming on soon. That's right, bitches, it's a celebration! Um...the simpsons, Adult swim, whatever I can see at my friend's houses. I don't have cable. It's alright I guess. I'm actually typing this on my friends computer. Yeah, it's a little sad...

Heroes:

My Mom

My Blog

My favorite Land Lord Is Jim!

Me and E Dogg went to Land Lord Jims two consecutive nights in a row last week.  It was fun and rediculous and sensational wrapped up in a mere 48 hours.  We started our fan club on Thursday...
Posted by Paloma on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 08:28:00 PST

Damn you and Happy New years!

I told myself that I was going to make-out with a fine gentleman this New Years Eve.  I had it all planned out.  Booze?  Check!  Cute Outfit?  Check!  Dance Party?  ...
Posted by Paloma on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 12:04:00 PST