beauties, and a beast. |
it is wednesday, and i am at whole foods in hillcrest, standing in line, waiting to check out my purchases: a stalk of celery, two bulbs of garlic, six tomatoes on the vine [ 1 lb/$1.49], a 750 ml bot...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 06:37:00 GMT |
telling half truths, and completely believing them |
"don't forget to do those worksheets," i say. "your tutor's gonna be pissed at me if you don't get them done this time." who i am talking to is william rene galahad iii, who i&nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 23:31:00 GMT |
ime, ove, nd enderness. |
"no, darling, you're definitely a complete six pack, it's just that you're missing the plastic thingie that holds them all together."this being said over dinner, at pf chang's in fashion valley, by a ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 23:35:00 GMT |
mulletous maximus. |
it is tuesday, which, incidentally, isn't very busy due to independence day, and a man saunters into the coffee shoppe whose cash station i am attending. this man, confidently behind black sports sun...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 20:05:00 GMT |
open to the public. |
recently, i'll say in the last seven days, i was at the bennigan's in mission valley, just right off the eight, by the in-n-out, etc. i was with a some friends at a booth, and i was sitting on the s...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 17:12:00 GMT |
dirty dozen. |
okay, so i'm at the yum yum donuts in college area;i want to by some doughnuts before going into work, so i step in, and it's almost 5am. i walk in, and a guy, with perfectly round glasses, mid 20s, ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 21:10:00 GMT |
yeux sans visage. |
two tables from mine in a busy diner, the sun hitting your face from an impossible angle, i see the face you make when you don't get the pony you asked for, for christmas. it's also the face you make ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 11:34:00 GMT |
i just found out new things about me! |
okay, for all those who want to say, i told you so, i just want to let everyone know i have realized that i'm a complete pussy. today, i am in line at pic 'n' save, what is now big lots!. yes, that ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 17:10:00 GMT |
life is like a box of chocolates |
and this adage is never more true than when you are about to enjoy a box of chocolates which sits right in front of you, each morsel of pleasure sitting on a throne of carefully crinkled wax paper. w...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 07:54:00 GMT |
"you can't manufacture inspirado" |
first off, i have a hard bound copy of jeff noon's VURT for anyone who can tell me who said the above quote. and if perchance you are not familiar with the great author jeff noon, it's quite possible...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 18:27:00 GMT |
