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Birdie

Remembering every scar is a valid reason for stronger drinks.

About Me

I have control issues. Some people think I'm funny, but really I'm kind of a bitch. I should not be allowed to have pets or plants. It never turns out well... I hate writing "stuff about me" but I love writing "stuff about other people". I should be wrapped in caution tape at all times, because gravity is not my friend. I thank god every day for Coca-Cola and good German Riesling. I don't fit. I never have, and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon. I kind of like it that way. So there. Take that.

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

eternal dork-dom, tattoos, trying on stupid hats, indian food, the occasional bout of poetry writing, beadwork, papercrafts, journaling, the beach(but only in the winter), hoarding red lipstick, teaching bad words to small children, high heels, did I mention tattoos?

I'd like to meet:

You NEED to be here. Seriously. You do.

Music:

Descendents, Operation Ivy, Flogging Molly, Dead Kennedys, Social Distortion, Subhumans, Cro-Mags, Misfits, Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, The Damned, Mike Doughty, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Decemberists, Devil Doll, The Matadors, If it's 80's and it's cheesy, I'll probably know all the words, I like a lot, can tolerate almost anything, Just don't ask me to listen to the Rolling Stones. Ever.There's a War against Mainstream Radio...And it starts here:Also support my allies in the war against mainstream music! Go listen to Bibb on his show HellBilly WreckHouse (formerly Psychobilly Deluxe) and then go listen to Donny on his show Psychobilly Fury , and then listen to Madhouse Mauly on Evil-A-Go-Go just click on the banners below for their MySpace Profiles. You can find us all at war headquarters,The SubCulture Collective

Allied with Hellbilly Wreckhouse and Psychobilly Fury in the WAR against mainstream music It starts here. . .It starts NOW.

Movies:

Seven, Donnie Darko, A Clockwork Orange, The City of Lost Children, Ed Wood, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, To Kill a Mockingbird, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Nightmare Before Christmas, Shaun Of The Dead, Boondock Saints, Jackass: The Movie

Television:

Nothing that I care to admit to for fear of the chiding and ridicule it would inspire...

Books:

Inconsolable: How I Threw My Mental Health Out With The Diapers, Wuthering Heights, Black Tickets, The Lovely Bones, To Kill A Mockingbird, Kitchen Confidential, Running With Scissors, Anything by Lovecraft

My Blog

There are

bats. On my underpants.
Posted by Birdie on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 11:12:00 PST

If you think I'm ignoring you...

I'm really not. It's been a phenomenally bad, shit-tastic awful few weeks.  Which means that I have had nothing nice to say.  So if you've sent me a message, and I haven't answered, I will. ...
Posted by Birdie on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:46:00 PST

I am...

Really fucking tired of being frustrated.  Of busting my ass to try to get somewhere and realizing that no matter how close I am, I'm still spinning my fucking wheels.  I'm tired of all the ...
Posted by Birdie on Mon, 29 May 2006 06:45:00 PST

Oh my fucking god.

The costumes.  The fucking costumes.  Excuse me for a minute...I need to go jab sharp objects into my temples.  Repeatedly.
Posted by Birdie on Mon, 01 May 2006 04:32:00 PST

Please.

Find me the person who decided to make booze out of walnuts.   
Posted by Birdie on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 04:19:00 PST

A giant cookie...

saying "Oi! Oi! Oi!" repeatedly and dancing with claymation skinheads is probably one of the most disturbing things I've seen in a very, very long time.
Posted by Birdie on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 04:29:00 PST

10 Years

10 YEARS AGOHow old were you?: 21What grade were you in? out of schoolWhere did you go to school?: n/aWhere did you work?: Vet Tech at Eubank Veterinary clinicWhere did you live?: A house in Pratt ...
Posted by Birdie on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 08:01:00 PST

Dear festive winter wedding guests,

Remember me?  I'm that girl who poured your drinks all night.  Yeah...that's right...that one.  I thought I'd give you a little bit of advice for your next wedding reception extravaganz...
Posted by Birdie on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 11:04:00 PST

In honor of my current Cake bender...

Stickshifts and Safetybelts "Stickshifts and safetybelts,Bucket seats have all got to go.When we're driving in the car,It makes my baby seem so far.I need you here with me,Not way over in a bucket sea...
Posted by Birdie on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 10:26:00 PST

How to waste time when you're bored senseless...

I wish I had something interesting to say.  But I don't. I think I need to take some pictures.  Of something.  Or not.   So...yeah.
Posted by Birdie on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 11:27:00 PST