the muffin man...
everyone seems to know that mo-fo
that one with the really cool music and they are all singing and stuff...
oh..
i know!!!..
that one..
with that person..
and there was that other person..
and they did that thing..
and everyone was all like AHHHHH!!!..
but then they did that other thing..
and then it was all ok....
man i love happy endings...
the ones that when you turn them on the little people inside arn't too lazy to actually work... and it gets all glowy and such.. i wonder how they make it so bright inside without hurting their eyes.. hmm..
i've had one before that whenever i hit the button nothing happened.. it was so sad.... i bet all those little bastards where in there getting drunk.. i kicked the side to let them know i ment business.. didn't work tho... i thought i heard one of them yelling at me for spilling all of their beer... i just laughed at them.. i tried to take apart my tv fast enough that i could catch a few of them and put them in an aquarium.. but those little fuckers are way to fast for me.. just ended up with tv parts all over my room and a friggen little shoe print where one of them ran up and kicked me in the foot....
it sucked
the kind with the paper and the ink and its all bound together and such...
man those are so freakin awsome!
hmm.. heroes.... well.. lets see..
there's superman.. where nothing hurts him and hes all like RAA! but then again that retard dodges when someone throws a gun at him.. not to bright..
then there's batman.. he's got some pretty cool stuff going on with all those gadgets and such... but he's always got those damn bitches screaming their heads off for help nonstop.. why doesn't he just kill them and make everyone happier.. again.. he's not too bright...
hmm.. can't think of anymore superheroes at the moment.. so this shall be continued at a later date...