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Online Predator

I'm real, faux sure.

About Me

First of all, the name "Online Predator" is just a play on words. It holds no sincere meaning whatsoever. I'm sick of receiving hate mail from parents and Myspaciens who have no sense of humor. Anyway, my name's Tyler, similar to the creator of Fight Club. I've been a member for about 2 1/2 years... but the number one rule is, "I'm not supposed to talk about it." I've been called a simple person and a walking contradiction. I can be a bit shy at times... unless you know how to make me outgoing, then I'm totally spontaneous. You either love me or you hate me, no medium exists. Walk around with your collar posted and I'll kick you in the junk. The camera lens is my "third eye." I live to skateboard and use my imagination. I drive entirely too fast for my own good, but strive to be a gentleman (at all times). The key to my friendship might be sour candies, or it might not... depending entirely upon your personality. In my spare time I read, write poetry, take pictures, go to shows with friends, and attempt to listen to music every second of my life. I happen to be amazed at the beauty of nature and the camel's ability to go without water for several days/weeks. Seeing the moon in broad daylight is one of my favorite things.
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My Interests



My best friend, my one and only, my partner in crime, my heart.

skateboarding, comic books, getting tattooed by WOLF, getting piercings by NATHAN, waves of change, journalism, fashion, photography, music, the arts, nature, Camels (the animal), colors, filming skateboarding/funny skits

I'd like to meet:

my father, Trent Reznor, inventors, Breyen, Ghandi, Edward Norton, Mos Def, Angelina Jolie's lips, Benicio Del Toro, Maynard James Keenan, Billy Howerdel, Larry David, Shakira's ass, Keenan Milton (RIP), Sasquatch, and other skateboarders.
my AIM - istakebroad

Music:

is my life.

Movies:

Tarantino films, skate videos, Fight Club, Buffalo 66, American History X, Alfred Hitchcock films, Se7en, Office Space, Garden State, Sin City, Blow, Requiem for a Dream, Dumb and Dumber, 12 Monkeys, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Rules of Attraction, Tommy Boy, 21 Grams, Wayne's World, Me Myself and Irene, Chasing Amy, What Dreams May Come, Friday, Billy Madison, Spun, Trainspotting, BASEsketball, Happy Gilmore, The Exorcist, Waterboy, Half-Baked, The Matrix, Joe Dirt, 25th Hour, Sweet Sixteen, The Virgin Suicides, Smokey and the Bandit, The Butterfly Effect, Clerks, Edward Scissorhands, The Crow, Mallrats...
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Television:

I don't watch much idiot box... but when I feel inclined: [adult swim], Discovery, or History Channel.

Books:

Heroes:

My mother, The Piersons, Madison, and anyone who saves my life.I love tourists. If it happens that I am in a foreign country, I will approach couples and willingly photograph them if I sense that they're too shy to ask anyone else to. Frankly, If they agreed to exchange emails and allow me to edit their photos for them I would feel really accomplished. I think they'd be pretty frightened though. While lodging abroad, I make maids' work cut out for them by rearranging furniture and excessively trashing my hotel room and taking pictures of it afterwards.Kinkos steals your money. Anyone who's been there to conduct any sort of transaction or to utilize their desktop computers knows what I am talking about. They are reluctant to help, have minimal technical knowledge or skill, and believe it or not, one of the employees was on Myspace while I and many others required assistance. The other week, I seriously had to spend an extra one and a half hours helping other customers myself after I finished getting what I needed done there. I don't even work at Kinkos! Rest assured, I let corporate office know.Speaking of thieves, my way of compensating for expensive coffee at Starbucks is by giving employees difficult/false names to pronounce. Accept my apologies if you work there.Most importantly, I am a huge exhibitionist. I entertain myself by performing the full choreography to Michael Jackson's Thriller in my underwear."Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." -Mark Twain

My Blog

Packing Emotions

Stealing the stars from the sky,To reveal them at your window,Mapping out my imperfectionsTo place them on your doorstep.The drive behind this breathIs enlisted inside my heart.A name I've written sev...
Posted by Online Predator on Sun, 06 May 2007 02:23:00 PST

Imagine

The coverage you would receive,If 9.3 million dollars were your lies.If fraudulent was not suspiscious.If "comfortable" meant having four walls.Imagine.
Posted by Online Predator on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:05:00 PST

Biodome

"When I'm not out saving the environment I'm thinking of you, naked, thigh-deep in tofu."
Posted by Online Predator on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:09:00 PST

Change of environment.

Since the entire house has been getting tiled for the past week and a half, I've finally come to the conclusion that I enjoy changing my living environments quite frequently.  Now that the placem...
Posted by Online Predator on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 10:53:00 PST

One Word's Life

Grabbed a pen and paperBOOM!Smacked into your templesHurling letters to form wordsOf all personalities and characteristicsDancing about the pagesPrime in their youthAs colors pass through the spectru...
Posted by Online Predator on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 07:07:00 PST

Untitled II

All the time we were digging together,Our paces never shifted onceThe sun quarreled with the moon,Both lead by blind faith Shovels picked and hackedAs soil formed a moundThe heap developed,With dilige...
Posted by Online Predator on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 12:47:00 PST

Breyen

You slipped into a first pair of shoes and played in baby foodbefore my conception. If wisdom grows like a treelet your roots touch depthsnever before reached. Were going to the fifth planetto rest o...
Posted by Online Predator on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 09:53:00 PST

Untitled

Bemused in a depthNot meant for the shallow Where worlds are dreamsThoughts swirling aboutPainted by a brushMost consider a pen
Posted by Online Predator on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:35:00 PST

Welcome Mat

Four walls filledVast souls throughoutThoughts become interactionFollowed by reaction Feelings of comfortAnd warmth dance aboutA smile constructs my face A welcome mat into heritage...
Posted by Online Predator on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 09:46:00 PST

Letter from Michelle<3

i know we arent best friends or anything but andrew mentioned you and destiny were having problems. the details of your sitution are irrelevent to me, but i just wanted to give some encouragement. i s...
Posted by Online Predator on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 12:34:00 PST