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Too Cool For School

people need to email me.. bitches

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There are 40 million sheep in New Zealand and only 4 million inhabitants. After a genetic experiment goes wrong, New Zealand's sheep start turning nasty, and it's the humans who begin bleating.
If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. — Shepherd Book
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alas!.. in my boredom i have finally joined the ranks of the survey takers...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The Great and Wonderious Kelly.. but you may call me Master...
Birthday: 6/30/1983
Birthplace: Henderson, Ky
Current Location: Lexington, Ky
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: red :)
Height: 5'2" last time i checked
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: one red and one black converse
Your Weakness: i believe people too much
Your Fears: having to grow up
Your Perfect Pizza: olive oil, feta cheese, onion, roasted garlic, and diced tomatos
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: surviving dealing with pregnancy and a new baby single
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, for real, ehh....
Thoughts First Waking Up: I DON'T WANNA GET UP!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: uhm.. i dunno.. eyes? i'm a girl... so possibly boobies
Your Bedtime: when i get tired or bored
Your Most Missed Memory: being young and not having responsibilities
Pepsi or Coke: dr. pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: micky d's!
Single or Group Dates: i dunno.. never really went on too many of either to know
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: eeeeeeeeeewwwwwww.... canned crap
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: swearing's for pussies
Do you Sing: horribly
Do you Shower Daily: baths.. but they must contain colored fissles or bubbles or some other such amusingness
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: don't know
Do you belive in yourself: occationally
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: ehh.. kinda
Are you a Health Freak: lol, no.. deff not
Do you get along with your Parents: starting to get along with my mom.. dont know where my dad is
Do you like Thunderstorms: they are pretty
Do you play an Instrument: half assed learned the piano, and harmonica, played the claranet in middle school band, and one day i shall play the banjo!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no :(
In the past month have you Smoked: no :(
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope, but i wouldn't mind some miso soup right now.. mmm.. miso
In the past month have you been on Stage: hell no
In the past month have you been Dumped: have you not got it yet..? i have no love life.. i am fat and lonely... and now i want some friggin Oreos!!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: duh
Ever been called a Tease: who me...?
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: hasn't everyone..?
How do you want to Die: asleep.. or atleast unconcious
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i dun wanna grow up.. :(
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland, italy, or australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not too picky
Favourite Hair Color: ditto
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me... soo... not a midget...?
Weight: as long as their not jabba the hut.. i'm shallow
Best Clothing Style: clean..? decent repair..?
Number of Drugs I have taken: counting prescribed?
Number of CDs I own: dunno.. not that many.. i prefer being a pirate..
ARG MATEY!!

Number of Piercings: 9, six in my left ear and 3 in my right
Number of Tattoos: 1, unless you count the "party dot" that someone gave me while doing a home tattoo on someone else.. then 2..
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none, my mistakes make me who i am
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My Interests

sacrafising small children, maiming the elderly, molesting rhinoceroses... *MWA* lol.. ya know.. nice wholesome things ;)

I'd like to meet:


hmm..
lemme think..
i'd say.....

ALF ,

yep definitely ALF

Music:


no real order to them..

and its not all.. just what i can randomly think of..

john prine, clutch, catch-22, preventfalls, sublime, simon and garfunkel, johnny cash, widespread panic, cher, nine inch nails, tom petty, the doors, beastie boys, lords of acid, atreyu, god forbid, various celtic and classical artists, metallica, throwdown, patsy cline, nirvana, rage against the machine, incubus, nonpoint, the beatles, pink floyd, rammstein, marty robbins, ray stevens, roger miller, michael buble, ronnie milsap, c.w. mccall, patsy cline...

Movies:

beyond rangoon, not without my daughter, the killing fields, snow falling on cedars, city of joy, labyrinth, dark crystal, boondock saints, changing lanes, war of the worlds (both), roman holiday, singing in the rain,

.."425" height="350"

Television:

FLCL, family guy, the monkeys, simpsons, futurama, that 70's show, madtv, malcom in the middle, ed edd and eddy, the grim adventures of billy and mandy, johnny bravo, courage the cowerdly dog, the oblongs

Books:

the power of one, johnny got his gun, empire of the sun, brave new world, hitchhickers guide to the galixy, everything by raymond e.feist and anne mccaffery

Heroes:

kid bouncing into wall part 2

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My Blog

"Le Sigh..."

snowed inup all nightbeer, cigarettes, channel surfing & ramblingyour stained shirt and long johns were so hotwanna do it again?
Posted by Too Cool For School on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:02:00 PST

yea...

i like to atleast derivea little pleasure out of it when people fuck me...
Posted by Too Cool For School on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 04:45:00 PST

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Her face just wasn't pretty enough to make up for all her faults.  In a world where it seemed that only the beautiful or truely determened thrived, her mediocre life just wasn't enough to push her for...
Posted by Too Cool For School on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 05:08:00 PST

update on life

yea, so i am moving again, tho i am staying in lexington.  the governemt has decided that 700 a month including child support is more than enough to pay my bills and  buy food for me and my daughter. ...
Posted by Too Cool For School on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 09:25:00 PST

i just dont know....

so.. the good new is... as some of you guys know on and off for over a year now i have been spending quite a bit of time and money (more time than money.. cause i'm poor like that) trying to find my h...
Posted by Too Cool For School on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:30:00 PST

in response to an earlier blog...

...going on a year and a half now......le sigh....tho i did get an email from a 40-somthin yr old the other day hitting on me...*shudders*
Posted by Too Cool For School on Sun, 20 May 2007 11:58:00 PST

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Posted by Too Cool For School on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:29:00 PST

sad.. sad sad pathetic little me

yea.. so i realised today that the end of this month will mark a full  year of singlehood for me....and oh god.. lets not even start on how long its been  since.... yea.... lets notits been longer.........
Posted by Too Cool For School on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:03:00 PST

Birthin info now here

Liliana Paige Lyles Born June 7  10:38 P.M. 6 lbs 9 oz 19 3/4 in long I say born, I really mean came rippig into this world...Sparatic contractions all day, didnt think too much of it cause they were ...
Posted by Too Cool For School on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:20:00 PST

...so it begins...

haven't seen my "baby's daddy" since mid january, or heard from him since march, and here i was all happy thinking i wasn't going to have to deal with his bullshit at all.. but alas.. i am due in les...
Posted by Too Cool For School on Tue, 23 May 2006 12:54:00 PST