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Jason

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About Me


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Name: Jason

Birthplace: Tucson, AZ
Current Location: Cocoa Beach, FL
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Not much to color
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 190
Piercings: Nothing on purpose
Tatoos: Not yet
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: all alone
Overused Phraze: Wanna see a kiwi?
FAVORITES
Food: All of it
Candy: Not big on candy
Number:
Color: Purple
Animal: my son
Drink: Mtn Dew
Alcohol Drink: Good Beer
Bagel: Plain
Letter: S
Body Part on Opposite sex: Brain
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: BK Sammich, Mickey D's Fries
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Kind of a situational thing there
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Hard to find either, scary I suppose
Love or Money: Never been in money before, would like to try that
YOUR...
Bedtime: 2 am
Most Missed Memory: I forget
Best phyiscal feature: Hygiene?
First Thought Waking Up: Where the hell am I
Goal for this year: get some goals
Best Friends: Rach, Mike...umm, how sad
Weakness: kryptonite, honesty
Fears: Tornadoes, tidal waves, Olsen twins
Heritage: ethnically challenged
Longest relationship:
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: once or twice
Ever Smoked: gotta, if you drink
Pot: nope
Ever been Drunk: once or twice
Ever been beaten up: only emotionally
Ever beaten someone up: a little
Ever Shoplifted: nope
Ever Skinny Dipped: often
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: no but I practice a lot on my pillow, maybe someday...
Been Dumped Lately: yeah, funny story there
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Brown
Favorite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long: Long
Height: Doesn't matter
Style: comfy casual
Looks or Personality: both but personality has the edge here
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: Some alcohol is OK, I don't even like them on aspirin
Muscular or Really Skinny: no in between here? I like curves
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: none
What country do you want to Visit: Iceland
How do you want to Die: Ironically
Been to the Mall Lately: not for awhile
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Get along with your Parents: sure
Health Freak: not really
Do you think your Attractive: not particularly
Believe in Yourself: oh yeah
Want to go to College: again and again
Do you Smoke: only on my smoke break
Do you Drink: now and then
Shower Daily: at least
Been in Love: yup
Do you Sing: often, inappropriately
Want to get Married: again? still? Do I know you?
Do you want Children: not really, will sell em for cheap
Have your future kids names planned out: Torque and Munte, they will rule the world
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 45-50
Hate anyone: not at all
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My Interests

Music:

Pretty much anything goes. Not a fan of most 80's hair pop. Cherry Pie on Guitar Hero II still pisses me off.

Television:

Family Guy, Heroes, just about anything on Adult Swim. I quit watching TV when it turned reality on me.

Books:

SciFi dork since I was a kid. Some fantasy, horror, history, any layman's guide to stuff you have to go to school for a decade to really understand book. Anything well written, regardless of genre.

My Blog

Oh the humanity....

 I love soup. Some of my friends may already suspect this, my cries of "SOUP!!!!" echoing through the mountains and valleys of Antarctica being a subtle clue. I’m not talking out of the c...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:08:00 PST

morning!

  I haven't had a shower for days.  I have to put on layers of clothing and trudge through a couple of feet of snow to reach the sub-zero community human waste bucket to take a dump, taking...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 04:05:00 PST

Good times

Nothing like that slow easy slide into warm oblivion that only wine manages to bring. It's not that I need that sort of escape on a regular basis, I just have a friend who is fairly new to alcohol. ...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:59:00 PST

Adventures home alone

The wife and kids are out of town again leaving me with copious amounts of time to work on projects, ponder life's mysteries, and binge drink.  Seems they took my motivation to do so though; it'...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 03:26:00 PST

Losing it

I miss darkness. Not in any sort of emo/vampire-wannabe way; I miss nighttime. It's midnight and I have to put on shades to go outside to take a leak. Not that there isn't perfectly adequate plumbing...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:10:00 PST

Absolute quiet

2 1/2 weeks with no wife, no kids.  Perfect opportunity to ponder life's mysteries alone in my living room in my skivvies, yet I keep coming back to "where is that smell coming from" and "do we h...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:15:00 PST

all I want for Christmas

Got a sweater.Was kind of hoping for a screamer.
Posted by Jason on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:13:00 PST