Johnny Hombre - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Well what to say? I'm really no different than any other pro horse shoe player you might have met. Sure, I drive expensive cars and travel with an entourage, but that doesn't make me unaproachable. The celebrities I rub shoulders with are just like you people. I'm not sure how, but I'm told they are. I put my pants on one leg at a time and pitch my shoes one shoe at a time just like everyone else. So about me? I'm like everyone else, except I'm a celebrity and am better than you people.

My Interests

I'm interested in whatever makes me look and feel like I'm better than those around me.

I'd like to meet:

Walter Houlihan, He's the party masta'.

Music:

Whatever the kids these days are listening to.

Movies:

Red Sonja and those Police Academy movies

Television:

I really like those Spanish channels

Books:

I like the classics written in foreign languages, that way I have an excuse not to read them.

Heroes:

Anyone with a mullet.