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Me - (Talking about the lypsynching in Ratatouille)It's really good but then again I suppose its kinda easy with the nurmal turking (normal talking)
Rah - XD
Me - (watching WW2 camp footage, a digger driving over bodies) Ohmygod O.O *shields eyes*
Rah - What? They're just emaciated corpses...
Me - 'Cause I see those everyday!
Me - I think its kinda bad that people like Posh spend so much money on clothes they only wear once, and alot of them are mank...I think I'm gonna go into fashion design and make *big hand gesture*
Rah - CLOTHES FOR AFRICA!!!
Dad - If I started drinking at half 7 I wouldn't know whats going on by 9
Maria - Did you call Gary?
John - I couldnt get through to him...whoever he is =P
Me - I've a missed call from you
Dad - Oh that was me
Me - LMFAO XD
(Rah and I are talking in my room at about 12.30am)
Dad - (bursts in the door) You're keeping the whole house awake!!
Me - You're not even gone to bed yet o.O
Dad - oh-hahahaaaa *really stupid laugh and slides out the door*
John - Have you seen the "Putting holes in happiness" video?
Me - (with food in my mouth) Mrryaaa
John "mrryaaa" hahaha who's special needs now OMG Apop are online!! Letsgosayhello ^_^
John(looking at the shaved parts on my head) - Baldy Carmel Jack =D
(Derived from "Nudey Father Jack" in Father Ted)
Wayne - Modesty is closed
(I hear "I wanna see the ghost")
Me - What ghost!?!
Rah's Mom - I love the way you cut her (Rah) hair, it opens up her face a lot more, it was hidden behind all that hair, she's a little face on her like a button mushroom
Me and Rah - XDXDXDXD
(I'm blowdrying Rah's hair for her)
My Dad - I'll be back in half an hour
Rah - Did I hear something about spaghetti bolognase??
Me - The Avon lady?!?!
Wayne - I walk everywhere,I'm like Sinead O Connor
Me - Does she walk everywhere??
Wayne - Yeah....wait no I meant Sonia O Sullivan XD
Me - Come along young David
Dave - (not paying attention) Thank you...wait..what?
Wayne - (after I put on my sunglasses cuz my eyes are all red and watery from laughing so hard) Carmel are you crying?? "No I'm on drugs!!!" XD
Wayne - My ace-hole's relaxed ^_^
Matt - I love those really big crisps you get in Indian restaurants that you put all the food on...
Me - They're called poppadoms XD
andRah - Apple pie for meee, apple pie for youuu, apple pie cuz we're good, apple pie wooo ^_^
John - I'm thinkin of all the things I can do with my car =] Like drive...
Manzin - I just shaved my legs for the first time in ages
and I smell of baby powder(aaawh ^_^)
Rah - I'mma wear you like a bearskin rug
Me - People dont wear bearskin rugs o.O
Rah - That Boom guy does...Pat Boone.. XD
Me - XDXDXDXD Daniel Boom
John - There's a club in Poland called RockRock
Greg - And the music's like Pebble Pebble =D
Me - (shaving john's head) I'll start off with an 8blade then go round with a 4
John - Yes I know I used to be a boy like...I cant believe I just said that haha I used to be a boy, now I'm a goose =D
Emmen - Spudulike (Spudoolickay)
Emmen (looking at shoes with yellow splodges on them in TK Maxx) Those shoes look like a teletubby exploded all over them.. Tubby tustard *BOOM* =D
Steven - (to Emmen) you've got a spongy bum
Emmen - Stick my bum out the window!
Matt - I'd love a cream bun...
Emmen - It's a quarter past 12!!
Steven - No its not its quarter to 11 o.O
Emmen - God you people are crap -_-
Emmen - (out on the balcony) ooh there's so many men out here (Steven comes out onto the baclony) fuck off!
Emmen - I'm hungry....someone defrost a pie or something..
(Someone's phone is vibrating on the table)
Emmen - It's gonna fall off that thing over there! whats it called again ______ *giggles*
Me - I didssssnt -how I ever got an *s* lisp into the word "Didn't" I'll never know... ^_^ oh well it was funny
My Daddy in Eddie Rockets - It's like I'm eating a field, It's like i'm eating a field out of a paper bag -
Rah - Tamples Norman (Normal Tampons =P)
I'm riiiding to bike in my tooown (I'm riding my bike into town) [strawberry pancake song]
Me - He letter bet me stay over (He better let me stay over)
Rah - Hillo pittle, this is kot you're black (Hello kettle this is pot, you're black =P)
Me - Whim-slips life (Will Smiths Wife)
[in a piss-take english accent] Me- I burrrnt me fishfingaas
RahRah - didya buuurrnn ya fishfingaas [repeat gradually getting higher in pitch
Me - Me chickin tastes like fish... and i've fwree po-tay-toes
So what if we have the same brother... toniiiiiight I'm gonna fuck my mooooooooother - Piss-take of "Not Another TeenMovie" song, brother and mother are wrong way round [thanks to RahRah]
Me - What houseschool tereotope are you? (What highschool stereotype are you?)
If you have no daughters give them to your sons... one-a penny two-a penny HOT CROSS BUNS 0.o
the boooooooaaatts are-gone.... the fiiiiiiiiiiissssssssh are-gone.... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrree'd they gooooooooo?..... I DUNNNNOOOOOO.... O_O
Kisses fur meeee... Kisses fur 0o0o... I'll have a kiss... 0o0o have one toooooo [sung to the tune of "Duff beer for me"]
Me - Arya right dere Markel Arya right? (John said Charlie at the same time I said Michael and it came out Markel =P)
Mary Clarence Bobby-Joe Sarah Rah RahRah Mary-Joe-Michel-Darby [ Rah's new name O_O]
Broccoli Pole
Sacrificial Broccoli
Rah - Jote and his tetley coloured hoho (Joseph and his technicoloured dreamcoat =P)
Arra shutup wouldja???!!
Me - Oh I have ice-cream [RahRah- you have a shotgun] I've ice-cream, i like ice-cream ^_^
her name was rahrah
da da
and she had a lesbian friend called carcar
da da
and his name was scott
da da
and his mate jonny had a big cock
da da
god damn it was like a giant ham
da da
and then when he undid his pants
da da
it was so big it reached france
da da
he couldnt even get it through a funnel
da da
so he had to take the euro tunnel
da da
because we all knew scoot was gay gay
da da
RahRah - WITH JJ DA DA
MEOW
but it was so huge
da da
that it poked right through the
da da
gitchy gitchy ya ya
da da
moulin rouge
DA DAAAAAAAAAAAA
but they wouldnt let it past
da da
so instead it ended back up in ireland
da da
and it went up
da da
car car's ass
and the moral of this story
da da
was that car car wanted more-ey
and even so he would suppose
da da
it went up her ass and through her nose
[Intermission] ehm hide all that [intermission done ^_^]
da da
because if you dont
da da
its me she'll twat
da da
and rahrah's head was
da da
RED
because when it went through CarCar's nose she sort of bled
da da
on rahrah's head
da da
because you think im
da da
mr fit because im not blonde or called
da da
mr brad titt
DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
w00p JJ ^_^ ( Chorozon )
Rah - Glurifid Purn Ship (Glorified porn shop)
Me - Boys dont like girls, Boys like boys
EVERYONE LIKES BOYS!!!
Me and Cassie - GARY DONT STAND UP OR YOU'LL GROW A VAGINA...
Soya beans..
(Liz is combing her moms hair, liz's mom is 90 and deaf)
Liz - Wheres your parting
Mom - WHAAAT PARSLEY
(My granny talking about one of her teachers)
And we had her for maths, and she was a right BITCH godforgiveme...
Billys discount stooore...
Glasgows bowels are on the mooooooove O_O
*cazz 'n' sazz helping sazz's mom go through sheets for her presentation*
How many faecal impactions have YOU got??
To prove moi ist deaf:
Emily Tan shouts - YOU DEAF CHILD
I hear "Step child" and turns around and say - I'M NOT YOUR STEP CHILD
Religion Class - Brian "People arent like seeds"
Ms.Cribbon - How do you mean, were you always that size?
I hear "32C? 'were you always that size??' what?"
Amelias dad is a mathmatician
I hear - "Amelia's dad is a magic magician?"
RahRah shouts upstairs - "I'm boiling my laces"
I hear - she's oiling her braces?
To prove meine mom ist going deaf:
Me - I think i'm going deaf
My mom - You want to wear your hair in plats?
Carmuhl eeeea burgahrr
hismittuntights...
em...
Chicken lolipop
PointyPurplePhlowers
Me and Rah drunk on MSN =P
"It says he's temorarily unavailable... YOU'RE TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE... now fer ya... it says he's temperly... temp... hahaha unbibbble.." (Cazz'n'Sazz drunk)
"no he's semi-naked... O_O NAAAAAAKED ahahahaha"
Rah - "Yea I'm dying my hair purple *rahrahs mom continues to read the paper*...
rahrahs mom - You're what?
rahrah - Yea I'm gettting my clit pierced
rahrahs mom - YOU'RE PURPLE WHAAAAAAT? O_O"
Me - Who's a lesbian?
Rahrah - Your mudda
Me - My mothers a lesbian?
Gay drunk David (40) - BERNIE YOU'RE A LESBIAN O_O
We laughed... we cried... we danced a merry dance
you're funny...hehe funny lookin'
SMOP
*le sigh*
*pokela*
ninnies - knickers
Knickerknockerknory
you're queer... queer as folk...
Feek
Da'tunezzz
Oh da mega mockey HEY
Ya go'in down da siúls wit da bockle o buckey hey
aH
Oh i'd feek her boyssss...
OH
John - Oh crap i cant lie on my stomach now O_O
waaatcha
Rah - Aidans GAYE... wth his LOVER
Rah - WHASSAT?
HALF A WOODLIE O_o
Rah - peni... CLITORI...
Alan - myus.... LOOK AT ME LOOK HOW TALL I AM... YOU STOP STOP STOP DYING...
Alan - if Clarice is travelling at 10mph and I'm travelling at 20mph how long will IT TAKE TO EAT HER LIVER....
Alan - and NOW young jedi YOU WIL DIIIIIE....
Andrew (drunk) - race... its a RAAAAAAAAAAACE...
Andrew (drunk) -
Carmel
Sarah
Carmel
Sarah
Carmel
Sarah
ASSS
Andrew (drunk) - againsomething something something
AND I'M FEELIN KINDA PHUNKY CAUSE I'M FROM DA WESS SIIIIIDE....
indeed... Toorah....
BUTTTTTER VOUCHERS O_O
Chiggin pot piiiiiie
John - Niggur Puuuuuuuuudin
Rah - "Yea Carmel Staunton has a really fluffy hood
*John looks confused* - CARMEL SHANAHANS FLUFFY HOLE??? O_O"
My Mom - I bought pork ribs in McInerny's for dinner
Rah's Mom - Are they there in McInerny's?!
My Mom - they do be there so they do!
Rah's Mom - DOOOOOOOO THEY!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? ^_^
Rah in supervalu - Wud'ya luk at de boootiful flowers...
Jimmy crack corn and i dont care, jimmy crack corn and i'm not there, we built this city on rock and roll... something something DAY
********COWL********
i have DECIDED, that "Robert Smith" of the CUUUUUUURE... is *VintagE*
MYOW
like a christmas ham
John drunk^_^ - COUNTRY ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAADS TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME TO THE PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE I BELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG....
Like a phox... like a phox on a bicycle... like a phox on a bicylce at christmas IN THE SNOOOOOOW...
GWAN DE TOWN
and its no nay never *carcar claps* no nay never no more and they PLAAAAAAAAAAAAY the wild rover no nay never NO MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE.... and its no nay never... etc
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
OH
JAKERS SHEMIE BOI!
The style that mary sat on
Poundajuciey
SMOOT
sm()()T
SM( . )( . )T
(bewbie smoot)
em...
YES...
no....
Possibly O_o
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE....
Curpets
cartens
YA BIG LIAM YA!
John - i like feeling yooou
and the boy... and yis... and no... and YUM
mmm SEX PIE O_O
CHIIIIIIIICKEN i'm goooooooooo'n eat YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU...
crackercrackersbutnoSQUEEZEYCHEESE
oh de shpuds ar by'lin nooooow
"i have been keeping a boy for some time now..."
Me - (a word I invented by pressing random buttons on my phone ^_^) defoomomomoomomofeedededefeedee
"There once was a little mushroom named Malcom...
all his little mushroom friends slagged him...
one day Malcom committed vegicide...
Moral of the story... Malcom was infact *Brian* the banana"
Je n'ai pas du chocolat *pop*
Finden sie madchen heis??
NEIN... JAAA... Ich auch nict ^_^ (squeaks 'n' co.)
You have nice booobs (hahaha John drunk again)
Cripple chylde
Mollycoddle *coddlesyourmolly*
Me - Whats the theme tune to Supermacs?
RahRah - *thinks*.... SuuuuuupeeeerVaaaaaallluuuuuu... shopping as it should beeeeee
em...
She'd hair like a nigger... she'd no sort of figure, her waist and her wig were no more to be seen... and Donigens daughter from uuuuuunder da waaather.... two pins wuda boughther in Balllyporeeen
thickening of the waist due to menopause ****the photographs your boyfriend took****... Sugar *jutts hip in a circular motion*
ITS WHISPER QUIET....
Rah - Shut up and get your tongue pierced...
Ag siul are an trá ag brathnú ar Finnbar...doodoodoo *cue carcar clapping* doodoodoodoo
We are special we're the only ones we're the only ones we know, doodadoodoodoo we can hump all day dootdootdootdootdoot Feeling GROOOOVEY
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