Devil's Poker |
Interesting how life is like a game designed by the Devil himself.
Draw a bad hand, you become crippled and lose all of your wealth.
All noises were drowned out until a distant siren seem to sound.
In...
Posted by ~Tally~ on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 01:02:00 PST |
5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines and 10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty |
1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
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Posted by ~Tally~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
OhOhOHHH YeAaaAAaaa!!!!!HaRdERRRRR!!!! |
May 2, 2004
Today is the anniversary of my baby and me....i rode him soooo hard that he had to take a "brake" to cool down. i shifted up and down until he was dry. Then i waited for him to quench hi...
Posted by ~Tally~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A Small Problem |
A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.
The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Bef...
Posted by ~Tally~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Penis Requests a Raise (my first joke of the day) |
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or publi...
Posted by ~Tally~ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
