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Nathan

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About Me

Okay, so here's the deal. I had this really cool job watching machines spit out styrofoam cups, and then making sure that the cups were okay, and sleeving them in cellophane and casing them in cardboard. It was a pretty cool job, lotsa laughs, like the intro to I Love Lucy at the candy factory, and I was only late once so I was only on suspension. But it didn't pay very much, and plus, I did really good on my SATs back in high school, so I kind of figured I ought to go to college or something.I rented a bunch of movies, and most of them were really dumb. But I really liked The Mechanic and Night Shift Nurses, and it was pretty much a toss-up. I turned on my computer and did a little bit of research (I told you I did good on my SATs, right?) and discovered that you can get a two-year in nursing, and that you get dental, so that pretty much tipped the scales for me. Also, I'm a kinda scared of guns.So I went to school. Nothing to say about that. School's school.When I graduated I got a job in lovely Tacoma Washington, so I moved up here and started working the night shift. Let me tell you: the job's cool and all, but it really doesn't live up to the hype. For one thing, nurses don't wear that cool hat anymore, which was a big part of why I wanted to get into it in the first place. Plus, most of the people I work with are pretty religious, and not at all like I saw on the TV. I don't even know why they got into nursing in the first place. Maybe they got born-again after they started or something, and were too lazy to get a new job. It's always the really interesting, out-there people who get born-again. I don't know what's up with that.Plus, the whole milieu is WAY more oriented to scat and watersports than I realized, and I'm not really into that stuff. But, hey, I aim to please, so whatever.It's a cool job for other reasons though. I think I'm gonna stick with it for a while. I just don't want anybody to get into it for the wrong reasons. Or if they're really religious or into scat or something.Oh yeah, another thing is that the drugs are just for the patients. I guess they're expensive or something. What a bunch of crap. It's just like the styrofoam cup factory in a bunch of ways. It's like running in place, only you're going somewhere. You know?

My Interests

I like to be around people. I don't like to speak, generally. I like it when I watch TV with my sister and she gets all of the jokes I make and laughs really hard; I haven't found anything else like that. I like to explain and describe situations. I like to be useful and to get shit done. I find few things useful and little shit worth doing. I like to drink enough that I think that mean, stupid people (myself included) are big-hearted and interesting. I like absurdity. I like to dance. I like to read accessible academic and scientific writing from diverse fields. I like it when people look at me or talk to me as if they think I'm smart, interesting, attractive. I like feel-good bullshit when it's good enough that I fall for it. I like driving in my car and listening to the radio really loud. I am fascinated by gender. I love the idea of modern myths: there aren't very many Eskimo words for snow; lemmings don't commit suicide; we use much more than 15% of our brains.

I'd like to meet:

Night shift nurses!Or, heck, anybody else who's drinking coffee at 4 in the morning and not because they have to drive home.And, um... Hitmen. Or whatever you're calling yourselves this decade. What's it like? Do you get to wear cool hats? Who's your orthodontist?

Music:

Listening to music is extremely important to me. However, I could live without talking about music.

Movies:

My favorites? I'm scared. I've discovered that things I once loved are often stupid on revisit. Jacob's Ladder, Suicide Club, Henry Fool. The Thief, the Cook, his Wife and her Lover. Aliens. I'll add as more occur to me. Just don't hold it against me if those are stupid movies. You may be right. I haven't seen them in a long time.

Television:

Between homes, I briefly have television again. I like to watch Project: Runway. While I most recently enjoyed anime series, I no longer do. Sometimes I watch channel UW which has televised lectures. I like the Colbert Report a lot too.

Books:

See movies above. What's the abbreviated Latin phrase? I used to play D&D, I should know that shit. So, I've come back through my life to several books: Catcher in the Rye (which I am now sick of and hate), Nine Stories (the Laughing Man, especially), Watership Down, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Catch-22. Recently I discovered Dickens, and am especially fond of A Tale of Two Cities. Mostly, like I said in "interests," I read nonfiction: philosophy, biology, physics, sociology. Past that, I mostly read comic books. What are my favorite comics? Well, Clowes, duh, but that's too old and unspecific. I really like Trondheim, especially ALIEEN. I like "By the Numbers," by some European people I don't know. I really like some Japanese horror comics: Hideshi Hino, Junji Ito. I like Greg Rucka and Robert Kirkman.
Right now, I'm reading The Ascent of Mind online. It's really interesting. It's about evolution and cognition.
I just finished reading (7/31) "Gambling with Abortion" . Very well written. (See also "The hostile media phenomenon: Biased Perception and Perceptions of Media Bias in Coverage of the 'Beirut Massacre'" as necessary.)

Heroes:

The Judge-Penitent. Diogenes. Sydney Carter.

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Things I find interesting

Engineers have more sons, nurses have more daughters: an evolutionary psychology extension of Baron-Cohen's extreme male brain theory of autism. Just what it says. A marketable wonder: spelunking the ...
Posted by Nathan on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 06:58:00 PST