WE ARE NOT SWEEPING FLOORS HERE! We always go for the advantage. A man can't stand, he can't fight. Oh, and when I'm not busy being a Sensei I masquerade as Martin Kove, a wealthy Hollywood actor/playboy. And other times I wander around as a nameless tough-talking cowboy.These are some of my famous quotes: "We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the street, in competition, a man confronts you, he is an enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy." "This is a karate dojo, not a knitting class. You don't come in my dojo and drop a challenge and leave old man." OH, and I also love to dress up like a Cowboy.Also, sometimes I dress up like a clown. It was a childhood dream of mine to become a clown, but it never panned out, because of my short temper. You wouldn't believe the look on a little kid's face after I punch him in the groin wearing a clown costume! It's friggin fantastic!
Anyone who oppeses our goal of world domination.
Motley Crue, Van Halen, Autograph, Poison, Twisted Sister, Iron Maiden, Def Leopard, Billy Ray Cyrus, and early
American Ninja I through IV, Best of the Best I through IV, Sidekicks, Bloodsport, Hard Target, Steel Magnolias, Kickboxer, Only the Strong
Martial Law, Kung Fu, Walker: Texas Ranger, Ultimate Fighting Championship, and Ally McBeal This is me when I was on a game show in the 70s, probably my only shot at being famous, but I'd still rather be an evil Sensei that lurks behind the scenes. Call me old fashioned.
Black Belt Magazine. Books in general are useless to me and my disciples. Unless of course it counts when we harrass teenagers at school by beating them over the head with a Calculus textbook.
Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Sammo Law, Jet Li, Sonny Chiba, Jean-Claude VanDamme, Hillary Duff, Billy Blanks Johnny & Dutch are still heros.