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Russ

Pssst.. It is i le'clerke, i have some nose for yo

About Me

Firstly, before we start i have an important newsflash!!!I'M GOING TO GLASTONBURY AND YOU'RE NOT!!!!!! SO KISS MY ARSEanyways where was i, oh yes......If you cut me music would pour out like what happens in cartoons - possibly the musical score to 'where angels play' by the stone roses.......I had a dream about wanting to change the world and that, but now i cant be arsed so you'll all have to fucking do it yoursens cos i'm off to live in the jungle (already done the recon and belize has been chosen) in just me skids, like some crazed native and eat psychoactive drugs all day, smoke bales of weed and DMT and write a book about changing the world.......I am here to meet like minded folk of a similar, if not more together, ilk to me......I wont lie to you, i'm lazy and want an easy life......And I love...... i am a white Barry White (although i am not a corpse like he)

My Interests

Drinking, music, making a mess, going from here to there, doing things i really shouldn't do (for mental and physical reasons), setting fire to things, flying/getting drunk on planes, eating food, sleeping, more drinking, early morning sex, pirates (aaarrr) and being a lazy get etc etc

I'd like to meet:

The Voice - Russell Watson and ask him what its like to have my name and can i have it back cos he's been using it for far too long and it still has some mileage left in it.Anyone who likes a drink and the use of psycho-tropics....Go now and tell of what you have seen!!!

Music:

Primal scream, Roses, mondays, manu chao, cat stevens, oasis, lemon jelly, pogues, dance dance dance, A monkeys, leeds music scene at mo, love, ozomatli, zeppelin, simon and garfunkel, beatles, hot chip, stones, libertines, NWA, public enemy, queen, alfie, the doors, franz, La's, supergrass, massive attack, portishead, go team, the clash, sex pistols, the smiths, elbow, joy division, new order, the rapture, british sea power, gomez, the editors, bloc party, clor, mystery jets, elbow, beach boys, LCD, leftfield, underworld, aphex twin, sasha, chemicals, maximo park, zutons, doves, juma, crosbi, GLC, interpol, chromeo, squarepusher, mylo, plump djs, sing-a-long-a-muppets, the chipmunks, the simpsons album, and among others.....

Movies:

fear and loathing LV, predator (old old favourite), withnail and i, dead mans shoes, anchorman - the funniest film ever made ever, happy gilmore, clint eastwoods spagetti westerns, italian job (orig), texas chainsaw massacre (orig), most bonds (connery moore), apocolypse now redux, longest day, toy story, wallace and grommit do dallas....

Television:

yeah sometimes but it is mostly shit... apart from the simpsons and my name is earl and various others yes they are good but otherwise its shit!! i dont even have a tv license cos its so shit (i do really you nazi swastika toteing bbc bastards) but really why should i pay for programmes i saw two years ago?! .... utter cock

Books:

books are good yes, i read the alchemist and it kind of inspired me to get off my arse and do something with my life but that was then

Heroes:

the entire liverpool team, jimi hendrix and john squire... oh and good shoes yes good shoes are always heroic