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Alex

Never eat anything bigger than your own head

About Me

Hello! I used to be a fairy but now I am grown up and I am a nurse instead.I am not very evil as you can see below. I am kind to animals and will remember your birthday - probably. At least I will come to your party and drink all the free booze.Let me share with you the three pieces of advice my Mum gave me, by which you can lead a long and happy life.1/ Always take your make up off before you go to bed. 2/ Never wear a black bra under a white top. 3/ Never have a tattoo done at the seaside.More tip-top advice from other people's Mums available on request.Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 75% Superman 70% Wonder Woman 67% Iron Man 55% Hulk 50% Catwoman 50% Supergirl 47% Robin 47% The Flash 45% Green Lantern 40% Batman 30% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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My Interests

Dancing in the nightclubs and the frontrooms and the fields and the scratty old warehouses. Cooking: cakes, yoga, musical extravaganzas, going on holidays, drinking the lovely booze, watching the films. Oh! and dead cultured things like the theatre. Live Comedy!! Debating the myriad issues of life with the friends. The Guardian Crossword. Food in all its many forms. Apart from celery and ice cream wafers. Anything that is smaller than what it should be.

I'd like to meet:

Allsorts.

Music:

Many, many things. I like the deep house for dancing. And hip-hop and reggae and funk (70's) and soul (60's/70's/Northern). But my main thing that I listen to at home is your more quitarry type of thing. Favourite bands being the Super Furry Animals & Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. Also: Good old folkie stuff like John Martyn & Nick Drake, top notch old country like Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson & also Carole King, Kings of Leon, Flaming Lips, Kings of Convenience. At present am mostly listening to !!! (CHK CHK CHK), Iron and Wine and Damian Marley. Am also liking that young Skinnyman chap.

Movies:

Anything by Tim Burton (apart from the monkies), also Coen Bros & Kevin Smith, La Haine, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Secretary, Buffalo Soldiers, Dr Zhivago, Performace, Don't Look Now, Happy Gilmour, Streetcar Named Desire, My Beautiful Laundrette, Dog Soliders, Ghost Dog:Way of the Samurai. Oh! and I forgot Pedro Almoldovar.

Television:

Neighbours, Shameless, Mighty Boosh, 15 Storeys High, ER, Crimewatch, My name Is Earl, Channel 4 News, The League of Gentlemen. New in - Kath and Kim.

Books:

Anything by Margaret Atwood. The Vesuvius Club by Mark Gatiss out of TLOG is great. I like Jane Austen actually, and Bill Bryson, Lucky Jim by Kingsley Amis and Evelyn Waugh. Donna Tartt and Ian McEwan and Haruki Murakami. Iain Banks (not the Sci-Fi). Agatha Christie.

Heroes:

Seriously now: Tony Benn, Dolly Parton, Shirin Ebadi, Mary Seacole, Charlie Brooker.

My Blog

It's my party and you are coming if I have to drag you there myself

Just in case anyone has been asleep at the back: It is my 30th birthday on 11th April.  This monumentous occurance will be marked in the correct style by a fabulous party on the evening of 1...
Posted by Alex on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:37:00 PST

No nursey jobs

Oh! hooray.  The news just said that Leeds Trust is 50million quid in the red and it is predicted that that equates to 1000 jobs.  So I will never be a nursey it seems.  And I will prob...
Posted by Alex on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 07:59:00 PST

A recipe for nice little cakes

Here is a recipe so you can all make some nice little cakes.  I am running the cake stall at Hawksworth Wood Community Festival (because I am very community spirited with a social conscience and ...
Posted by Alex on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 06:43:00 PST