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Inflatable Jesus

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About Me


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. You scored as Loner.

Loner


100%

Punk/Rebel


88%

Stoner


63%

Drama nerd


56%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader


25%

Geek


25%

Goth


19%

Ghetto gangsta


0%
What's Your High School Stereotype?
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COINCIDENCE, aimlessness, spontaneity, Art, Photography, Music, Guitars, driving excessively over the speedlimit, a nice set of over-head waves, the smell of surf wax, books, independant films, people-watching, 6` of seperation, sunrises over the new york city skyline from my window, bad 80's hairbands, sunrises on Darlington beach in the winter, drinking pulp-free orange juice right from the carton, drag queens, wrestling, my friends who are my only voice of reason(Aj... you dont count... only you would come drink at 7am, come build sandcastles at 8 am, and not say im crazy to not wear shoes in December.), Muscle cars, not sleeping for days at a time, tattoos, peircings, mosh pits, random naps, cuddling, cigarettes coffee and diners, walking in thunderstorms, Hookahs, lawn shopping(I still need my virgin), Scotch Whiskey, wearing combat boots and skirts, charelston chews out of the freezer, dead fetus jokes, philisophical chats that last all night, skulls and crossbones, random occurances of anything peculiar, Humanism, being remembered.
******

My Interests

Beer, Porn, and Vegan Buffalo Wings. Im a simple gal...
xxxI make myself LAUGH. That it the greatest gift I could have ever received.xxx Just a gay man and his virgin...
Unfinished self-portrait

I'd like to meet:

Dark Vader from that movie Star Track.

Music:

SEVERED HAND, Allman Brothers, Blind melon, Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin, Alice In Chains, Pink Floyd, Queen, Radiohead, The Clash, The Velvet Underground, Nirvana, Radiohead, Van Halen, The Beatles, Dire Straits, The Doors, The Pixies, Deep Purple, King Crimson, Grateful Dead, Mott the Hoople, Supertramp, Extra Virgin, Jet, Dispatch, Postal Service, Flop, Steve Miller Band, Iced Earth, Stone Temple Pilots, Tool, Hendrix, The Cure, Pantera(rip), The Misfits, Wesley Willis(the late, the great), Social Distortion, NIN, Sonic Youth, bob marley, The Smiths, Candlebox, Simon and G-Funk, Minor Threat, Silverchair, Beck, Phish, Mountain, Smashing Pumpkins, Elliot Smith, Creedance Clearwater Revival, Judas Preist, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Tiger Army, Rush, The Coral, The Shins, Jack Johnson, Sick Of It All, Phantom Planet, Toadies, Janes Addiction, Pearl Jam, Poison, Motley Crue, Marcy Playground, The Dandy Warhols, Incubus, Interpol, the adicts, Stiff Little Fingers, Bad Religion, Mudhoney, Cat Power, Nada Surf, Postman Syndrome, Wax, Faith No More, Pavement, The Church, Duran Duran, Drop Kick Murphys, Inflames, Billy Joel, Blind Guardian, Parliment funkadelic, The Damned, Cocksparrer, Weezer, Cursive...

Movies:



What Classic Movie Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.comWilly Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Waking Life, Star Wars(ep 4-6, I now want to punch Lucas in the face.... numerous times), Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, A Clockwork Orange, Logan's Run, Pulp Fiction, Love The Hard Way, Spinal Tap, Fight Club, Space Balls, Scarface, Full Metal Jacket, Dazed and Confused, Adaptation, Rebel Without A Cause, Magnolia, Boondock Saints, Army of Darkness, Memento, Wayne's World, The Wall, Pi, Fellini's 8 1/2, Clerks, Mallrats, Beverly Hills cop II, American Movie, Coven, Napolean Dynamite, Shawshank Redemption, National Lampoon's Vacation, Cheech and Chong(all the classics), Office Space, Kill Bill, Bowling for Columbine, Donnie Darko, American Splendor, Blazin' Saddles............

Television:

Tenacious D, Batman, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Beavis and Butthead, Macgyver, Clerks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, sealab2021, stargate, quantum leap, Twilight Zone, Married with Children, King of the hill, and Learn To Read on PBS........

Books:

Anything by the late, the great Douglas adams...... A Clockwork Orange, perks of being a wallflower, fear and loathing(May there be much life in heaven), dharma bums, Ishmael, catcher in the rye, witch of coos by robert frost, on the road....

Heroes:

Satan, Sasquatch, bob ross(rest in peace dear friend), kyle gass, and Tubby the flambouant seafoam-green hippo.... Hendrix, Morrison, Duane Allman, Layne Staley, Shannon Hoon, Kurt Cobaine, Joe Strummer, Dimebag Darrel, Wesley Willis...

xxx A gay man, a virgin, and a few cold ones... good night xxx

Me and my baby Angel Of Death

My Blog

Leaves everythin to imagination.

Years... years... yearsBangYears... Years... YearsThen, fuck... who ruined all by asking.... why?Years.... Years... YearsWhy am I here? Why can I hear? Are you here? Never question beer....Anywho... 4...
Posted by Inflatable Jesus on Mon, 28 May 2007 02:09:00 PST

Just some Alexectual advice

The intellectual.... book or street? left-brained or right-brained.... what would you say?   Yes, I'm nineteen... Yes, I'm blond.. Yes I'm your "average" white-lower-middle-class-chick born in re...
Posted by Inflatable Jesus on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 01:21:00 PST

uncomfortable is a long word.... but so is uber-loneliness

So... well... here to say is my appy-polly-loggie to all my cohorts. Being aware I have been scarce as of late... or more to say the past year or two.... selfishness... alcoholism... depression.... as...
Posted by Inflatable Jesus on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 12:39:00 PST

Things that rhyme with my name.

Well considering Alex only has two words that rhyme with it... I have compiled a list of things that Rhyme with Inflatable Jesus...... please add some if you're bored... if it's good you win. Detatch...
Posted by Inflatable Jesus on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 09:38:00 PST

....Kick off your shoes and Throw on some Queen....

Everything is looking up... except for the dogs who, as everyone knows can't....
Posted by Inflatable Jesus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My favorite comment to date

Well to say the least, this is the most touching and acurate portayal of friendship I've ever read. This is from my best friend Aj... and as you can tell from the numerous spelling errors he was as al...
Posted by Inflatable Jesus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"you're there to cook dinner and look pretty."

What happened to the good old days when guys would ask girls out for a milk shake...   that'd be sexy. No. Classy... no one has class anymore.
Posted by Inflatable Jesus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I just had the most awesome date.

Dear Diary, Hello. I am a hot babe. I had dinner with a ninja on Wednesday. The day started out with a hair cut, which a barber gave me. Then I put on perfume. After that I tried on different dresses...
Posted by Inflatable Jesus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Alex's true confessions

Dear Diary,    You're the only one I can share my coolest thoughts with. Nobody I know understands total sweetness- so I can never reveal myself. Everybody thinks that I am a crazy ki...
Posted by Inflatable Jesus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BAHHH!!!!!!!!

So here I am... yet again.... again wasting my time.... again procrastinating... again sleeping all day to be alone all night.So I baked cookies. They're tasty. If you're into the no sugar no dairy no...
Posted by Inflatable Jesus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST