People say I'm sick. people say I'm twisted. Some people even say I'm crazy. I dont believe any of it. So what if I have fantasies about getting a corpse as a gift so I can hack it up and explore. So what if an enjoyable past time of mine is baby eating. So what if I think G.G Allin was the fuckin man . Yea, I like being tied up and beaten. Thats right, I think incest is hot and would prefer getting roughed up and ordered around. The term "making love" makes me want to vomit, and even typing it makes me a bit woosey. I'm crude, I curse, I'm nasty, I'm malicious and I'm opinionated. I'm serious maybe 10% of the time and I like the colour green. I put U's in words with O's like they do in England. I have the hand writing of a lefty and generally prefer the company of lefties. I WAS learning Japanese until I decided that knowledge is free, so now I just pretend. I love YOU and the only thing i love more then my brothers and sisters, is the mountains, the woods, and spending all my time in afore mentioned NATURE. one can still be a being of pure love and peace and still be interested in things like Gore. i think its an all around fascination in life and the world around you, so why should one be limited to the cute and fluffy when theres so much more to be seen and to learn.
so yes...I want to pull out your innards so I can use them for a pretty hat. Juggling abortions will soon be a past time of mine, and could possibly be performed on stage, so keep your ears open. But i still love you. Little yappy dogs were only created to be kicked. But as long as its funny its ok. Land mines are fun, but pits with spears have always had a place in my heart (it's natural!). Never kick an antelope while it's down, cause it WILL kick you harder. Jesus was the bastard son of a whore, but he had a lot of very good things to say and was a terribly funny happy man. you know, i may get funny looks BUT, Jesus had the right idea, Jesus was an awesome person and to be honest with you, if he were still around today, id kick it with him. And i have no doubt in my mind that jesus would hit the rainbow trail like the rest of us dirty hippies ^.^ Barter system rules. I abide by playground rules.Yea, i act like im 5,and dont plan to ever grow up. Non-fiction (is it hyphenated?)books prepare you for the future. Teach yourself, you'll learn better. Penn and Teller know what theyre talking about LISTEN TO THEM. I love my turtle and all turtles of the world, and some day i'll have a nice big pond for him. Everything I learned in kindergarten, I've forgotten. David Cross is the greatest dancer in the world. Believe in yourself and be fucking respectful of others around, you asshole. An animal's life is far more meaningful to me then a humans. But It's ok to play stomp the little fuzzy things, once in a while. If at first you dont succeed, then youre an utter failure and you should just give up now, and if you take that kind of advise, i guess you werent cut out for living then anyways, friend.
Constitutional law is a pie in the sky, but it sounds so much nicer then the police state we're in now. But hey, at least we have our freedom right ::smirk:: all your problems can be solved by $240 worth of puddin... ....
its hard to get a barbie backpack on a duck when the ducks wont get out of the water. are you still reading this? why? im just going to keep on going anyways. with or without you paying attention you know. i can spend the entire night having a wonderful conversation with myself and my own head. theres nothing wrong with talking to yourself, until someone catches you doing it. . things look better when you put time and effort into them, slowly adding yourself to it rather then thinking you can, in one shot, get everything that is your essence onto this one little spot. not gonna happen, brother. take your time, relax, enjoy the occasional changes and additions. over time you can stand back and look at your master piece and say, wow, im glad i did it slowly and didnt hinder the true vision of what i had. this can of course be applied to things a bit deeper then myspace mind you, and its preferable that you do so. but for now......lemon curry
it's funny how sometimes life jumps up and bitch slaps you for no good reason. untill you think about it and life had a damned good reason to slap the ever loving shit outa you. be greatful for the beatings you recieve, because some day, you'll have to give that same ass kicking, so you'd better be strong enough to dish it out Spirit stylee ^.^
if you have the right friends, no one will ever say nice things to you. everyone will talk shit on you adn you will know that youre lvoed. atleast if youre me and my shit talkin friends that is ^.^ no lies. you know you're doing it right if everyone looks like they wanna kick your ass. push everything to the limits. be your own act of poetic terrorism.