Goofy - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hi there. My name is Goofy, but my friends call me Dippy Dawg (it's an old nickname back from 1932 when i first started acting). My best friends are Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse. We are the three mouseketeers, always up to something fun. But my main man is Donald Duck, we usually hang out more than me and ol' Mickster. I'm kind of a big deal, people know me and the love me. But who can blame them, i am a cool pimp with the ladies and sometimes the fellas. Yep, you guessed it, i'm bisexual. I came out of the closet in 1948, it was a tough year. But then my friends accepted me like true pals, and we all hang out again. Me and Donald sometimes mess around with each other, needless to say Daisy isn't too crazy about that. I like to do alot of stuff, I like to chase cars, drink out of toilets, you know all the usual stuff a dog does. I've been in a lot of movies, and I don't have that much free time always having to be on the set of House of Mouse. Thats about all for now.

My Interests

Going fishing with my son Max, sometimes his friend Petey comes along, but he gets annoying after a while. I like to play horseshoes with my neighbors, I'm very good at it. I like to ride my bike, and play baseball. I like to be naughty sometimes with my friends. Go toilet papering, and sometimes go egging with my buds Mickey and Donald. I also enjoy long walks on the beach and listening to my Brittney Spears CDs while I paint my nails. They usually end up bad looking, which is why I wear my gloves.

I'd like to meet:

Oh Garsh! I don't know. I would love to meet Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, maybe a leprachaun, and how about a alien, those are cool. Brad Pitt is a hot man, he came to Toon Town one time, but he got all upset when i touched him. I just have big gloves, sometimes i can't help myself.

Music:

Oh I like all the Disney Soundtracks, especially the Small World After All song .. it always makes me feel good about myself.

Movies:

I made a small appearance in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. I just want to say that people give my boy Donald Duck smack all the time for calling Daffy a nigger. My boy Donald can say whatever he wants .. i'm a nigger and im not mad at him. I like the movie A Goofy Movie, me and my son Max starred in it together. Oh, and also the movie An Extremely Goofy Movie, i met this beautiful girl dog, and not many people know this but we had sex all the time off scene. Me and Pete messed around a little bit too, but not much, he was always so grouchy.

Television:

I like House of Mouse on the Disney Channel. Other than that I don't watch much TV, just porn usually, doggy style. I like to watch the discovery channel when they do the animal expose's, and i like to watch animal planet. Sometimes i'll watch HBO && Cinemax for a good time. I also tend to find myself watching the weather channel alot.

Books:

I never learned how to read, I always had to be on set, never had time to pick up a book. A small price to pay to be famous.

Heroes:

Michael Jackson, OJ Simpson, Tyson, George Foreman, Clarabell, Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Homer Simpson, Martha Stewart, and Lil Kim.