Let me please introduce myself...
I'm Layla, geordie (sand dancer to be more exact), 19, atheist, glam/punk/rock and roll star, drinker of large quantities, bisexual, attention seeking and very easily amused
I have a diploma in Art & Design and plan to study Fashion and Textiles in the near future. One day you will pay lots of money to wear my clothes
Chelsie is the most peculiar person I've ever met but I love her beyond belief
My most favorite place in the world is The Dog & Parrot in Newcastle
I am currently rather partial to Jordan , a splendid and ridiculously attractive member of the male species. Rawr indeed. What's rather startling about this is that he seems to enjoy my company too, which is nice isnt it?
I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention
I have a very short temper - especially under the influence of alcohol.
I'm a cynical, pessimistic, honest, opinionated, arrogant gobshite but the kids fucking love me
Never take me or anything about me seriously
I'm honestly the most easily amused person you'll ever meet
I won't pc4pc with you because the fact you're asking means you're attention seeking and not being subtle about it. Also you're annoying, shut the fuck up
I hate my nose
People who own myspace profiles then fill their 'About Me' section full of stupid quizes to find out how emo/depressed/insane/sexual you are or which rockstar you're going to marry (we all know you want it to be Gerard Way SO BADLY) annoy me..it shows you have NO personality because you can't write about one
TUK and Demonia shoes own my soul and my bank balance
I maintain the livejournal community glam_roleplay . I suggest if you're a fan of glam rock music and have a sense of humor you should join in.
I adore the Mighty Boosh.
Chris Moyles is about as funny as cancer.
I've got the underwater funk.
Ebay will one day leave me bankrupt.
This band is remarkably good..as are these and these and these and these and these and these and these and these and these and him and these
I really like Youtube.
I utterly hate it when people say 'What's up?' It sounds fucking stupid
Don't ask me how my love life is going, seriously it's creepy
English people that say 'guys' is ridiculous.
I Hate groupies, fan girls/boys and anything close to those. If you start screaming like a pre pubescent when you see someone like Pete Doherty on stage then stay the fuck away from me
I dress the way I do because I like being different. I see people walking the streets trying to look like Kate Moss/some rave band/a hard as fuck charva and each of them look so generic and boring. Get some individuality!
I also dress the way I do because it reflects my love for glam rock and roll and I CRAVE attention..do you think it's working?
I haven't got any special skills, tricks, intelligence or talents
PLEASE talk to me if you add me otherwise you'll be deleted and forgotten about - even the occasional picture comment would do.
Legend
I enjoy being obnoxious even though I really don't deserve to be it
At a gig: If you have long hair tie the fucker up! I don't want some fucking randoms hair down my throat - Moshing is the stupidest thing I have ever witnessed, don't do it - If you're drunk off your face at gigs you deserve to be down the front and get trampled on, really
There's nothing wrong with lycra
I enjoy being cliche.
I grew out of the 'OMG boys with eyeliner, lip piercings making out with each other omgomgHOT!!' thing quite some time ago. I suggest everybody else do the same to avoid looking like a prick.
I despise where I live so much it makes me want to shove glass down my throat
I fully respect people for choosing a different and original way to dress..except for emo and scene kids because it's not different or interesting and you look fucking stupid.
If you want to get on my good side then all you have to do is be lovely. I don't care what your taste is (just don't throw it down my throat) as long as you're nice, funny, not boring and not after sex then you're alright in my books.
When I grow up I want to be Jarvis Cocker or Patsy Stone
Im not pretty, special, unique, original, different, interesting ect, infact under the makeup and hairstyles I'm quite possibly boring...but that's probably a dirty lie
I HATE Metal (excluding Hellsation because they own) , emo, trip hop, new ska, heavy, bubblegum, pop, jazz, screamo, hardcore, experimental music so if you're a band that is any of those don't bother.
Hair Metal bands and Kiss are NOT Glam rock! they are just shit.
Jarvis Cocker is God, disrespect him and I'll cut you.
People say Im scary/intimidating...I'm really not! Infact I'm adorable
Remember - Im more scared of you than you are of me.
Skinny girls with shortish spiky-ish messy hair are good. Boys with big hair and eyeliner that pout are just as pleasant.
I want to model for David Lachapelle
Pleased to meet you x
Got your tattoo written on my back
The beautiful ones
Speak of the Devil
