I got retro-rockets, boosters, lasers, nuclear capable torpedo tubes, a swiss army knife, radar, sonar, gaydar, a pez dispenser, bio-chemical depth charges, AM radio, a can opener, flamethowers, a kleidescope, a cigarette vending machine, a plutonium powered reactor in my gut and a genetically enhanced duckbill platypus brain in my head. Conservatives accuse me of being unpatriotic because the bush administration financed my development with the idea that i would fight for them, but I opted to become a hidden global superpower onto myself. I tell consevatives that "I did not create the budget deficit, the budget deficit created me." Liberals don't like me because of my unwarranted warmongering intrusions on the global scene. I tell liberals "I just gotta be me." I just can't win.
People like me because they can get high off of my exhaust fumes. But people don't like me when I become an "angry drunk". I am the product of a trillion dollars worth of defense department money well spent. Come and get me ladies
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