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About Me

I'd like to contractionize mor'words, but not just specifically 'more' and 'word,' but mor'pairs of words i'general. * I can't rollerblade, but I'm mean on a pair of orange-wheeled skates. * I don't like quoting others. It makes me a secondary source. * Being unceasingly clever tires me, so I prefer to operate on a 9-5 schedule of funny. * I don't like to say I can't spell; I prefer to say that I use letters creatively. * I abhore Comic Sans. * Living in a clean home makes me feel lonely. * Sometimes I ride my bike through the streets of my town late at night; I pretend I am an automobile and that satan is my motor. * There ain't nothing out there I can't be. Yeah, even Santa Claus believes in me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The people I add on Myspace and Facebook, so I can stop just pretending that they're actually my friends...and Jim Henson

My Blog

Things that make me happy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEvRvgHqarg Except for, you know, when she gets kidnapped and all.
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:06:00 GMT

The Fresh’wich and other Nonsensicals

So I find myself with D. Troy at the Tiara Cafe, which has been decorated and/or puked upon by gay mermaids.  It's very 'pixie dusted' inside.  But the booths are a metalic blue that you jus...
Posted by on Tue, 06 May 2008 21:19:00 GMT

It happened again...

...I wrote shit.Jump on that rainbow and read, fools. http://www.uwsp.edu/stuorg/wrc/Spring2007Volume3Issue4Web.ht m
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:05:00 GMT

Parodies a'Plenty

I find myself rather preoccupied with the blaring and unfortunately true fact that Weird Al Yankovic still stands in a portion of the spotlight.  We get it.  Pop stars should be mocked from ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 18:02:00 GMT

Just because I think your children are cute, does not mean I like you.

Whilst computing in the lab, in scamper two adorable child-folk followed by a large, surly looking character.  They all sit down next to me.  The babes proceed to poke and tickle each other ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 17:30:00 GMT

Sweet Things I Write/Layout/Publish

Read this. http://www.uwsp.edu/stuorg/WRC/Spring%202007%20Volume%203%20 Issue%203%20Web.htm Yes.  I am shamelessly using my blog to promote readership.  And literacy in general.  I've al...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 14:06:00 GMT

Sweet Things I Make

I like to have things.  Unfortunately, I have no monitary means of acquiring things.  Nor do I have the customary supplies to produce most things.  So instead, I make things out of the ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 16:59:00 GMT