Google image survey that does not suck |
1. Your age at your next birthday: 2. Your favorite color: 3. Your middle name: 4. Last meal you ate: 5. Your bad habit:...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 21 May 2007 05:31:00 PST |
I just cried. |
SO IT GOES.
Posted by Paul on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:11:00 PST |
Why you should all go see Babel and then shoot yourselves. |
When writing a movie review, you always want to start of with a really great figure of speech. This draws your reader in immediately, and also lends you totally sweet writer credibility as well. This ...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 03:21:00 PST |
Falling Star Damage |
So much wasted breath and so much wasted bullshit. You never know someone's true character until it's too late. It's funny, I think the people who are more adamant about stating their religious bel...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:08:00 PST |
Poor impulse control |
My brain looks like this when I'm tired and incoherent. Stream of unconsciousness?- - -You ever get restless leg syndrome? That tingle when you are trying to fall asleep and you can't because you need...
Posted by Paul on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:08:00 PST |
For Shannon Addendum |
- - - My Girl was just on TV. Everyone cried when Macaulay Culkin got all sorts of anaphylactic-shocked -in-the-ass by hornets at the end, but I think it was probably for the best. Just think man, ...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 08:37:00 PST |
For Shannon |
Smile. Today is your lucky day. Today is your lucky day because you made me honestly smile at 10:30 in the morning, even though I haven't gotten much sleep and my eyes are filled with superglue and I...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 08:04:00 PST |
Silly rabbit, tricks are for prostitutes |
Aristotle apparently said that tragedy is the only way to reach true catharsis. With all the room I freed up I'll finally have room to grow that brain tumor I've been dreaming of!...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 11:23:00 PST |
Apology to the guy who wants to kick my ass because my girlfriend was tailing him |
To Poetry,I hate you, disrespect you, and hope you die.- - - Look man, I'm sorry my girlfriend got pretty fucking close to the bumper of your maroon 98 Honda Accord. Yeah, I know she Whoa, ...
Posted by Paul on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 09:04:00 PST |
Bullshit electronic journal entry transmitted via internets |
"If you've ever been in love, you've probably at least considered classifying the feeling as an addiction. And guess what: You were right. As it turns out, scientists are discovering that the same che...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:03:00 PST |
