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Daimajin

Even Hell has its heroes.

About Me

Enuff of the jibbajabba, foo! ITS TRUE, everything you THINK you know about me is true. i am an EVIL, twisted devil-worshipper. i sacrifice kittens and babies, then dance NAKED, covered in thier BLOOD, around a bonfire, calling upon the great old ones to smithe the blessed and raise the WICKED to immortal supremacy on earth, plus, your slut of a daughter GANGBANGS me and my friends on your dinner table in exchange for CRACK COCAINE, i hate puppies, flowers, apple pie, mom and everything american, especially the PRESIDENT, but most of all i hate YOU with a murderous passion you could barely understand with your limited intellect. everything you FEARED about me is true. oh, and i know where you live, bitch!We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition. A man confronts you he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.
You scored as Jason Voorhees. You are Jason Voorhees. You werent liked much as a child. All you wanted was to let your Mom raise you right. However after you died a watery death in Camp Crystal Lake, your Mom tried to take revenge, in which she too died a horrible decapitation. Now you will go on forever, seeking revenge! You may have the highest kill count in horror, but you arent all bad. You just love your mother!

Jason Voorhees


90%

Leatherface


90%

Captain Spaulding


55%

Hannibal Lecter


45%

Freddy Krueger


40%

Buffalo Bill


35%

Pinhead


30%

Michael Myers


25%

Jigsaw


20%

Candyman


15%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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My Interests

Movies... Horror and Sci-Fi movies: making them, writing them, reading about them, Nintendo DS, Xbox360, cartoons: drawing & watching them, prop making, video games, Jason Voorhees,Pokethulu, tabletop Rpgs,D&D, DURPS, Warhammer 40k, War Machine, Hordes, zombies, monsters,Morgan- my now portable gamecube, cthulhu mythos,

How evil are you?

I dig Chicks who go fast and kick ass!I really dig a good villain! Some of thee best:

I'd like to meet:

GIANT MUTATED BRAINS FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!I would like to make Alien contact, again...
I wanna meet Horror Hosts!!! I would also like to meet the Wererabbit! I would also like to meet the Great Pumpkin! I would also like to meet the person who invented the phrase "guilty pleasure" and kick them in the frellin neck! I would also like to meet other people with ZOMBIE CONTINGENCY PLANS. Also would love to meet Kane Hodder again, he was a great guy, wish we had more time to talk. Also people who just wanna enjoy life and not get hung up on all the bullshit. Wow the more i say that the more i think it sounds utterly cliche' and lame. Meh. Somewhere out there, HER

Music:

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die! To bring down our masters on an icy night, And to claim the power when the stars are right . . . Derleth! Bloch! Team Eibon! Stand fast to resist our rage . . . Or flee to the safety of a new dark age!
Creature Feature, Deathmobile, GWAR, ICP, Wayne Newton

Movies:


Almost all horror and sci-fi movies would end up here... but my favs would be Bad Taste, Godzilla vs. Destroyah, Dawn of the Dead (original and remake), Quest for the Egg Salad (LBP Rules), Twigger's Holiday, Dead Alive, Chainsaw (original and remake), Petey Wheatstraw, Jim Kelly, Fred Williamson flicks, Sweet Sweetback's Bad Assssss song. Beer League, Grandma's Boy, Ricky Bobby, I could keep going... I have alot of favorites. Prolly easier to list the movies i don't like.... No wait... Too many of those too"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." - Jules Winnfield (1994)

Television:

Again we come to a point where there are too many to mention them all so i will mention the best.... FIREFLY is THEE BEST CANCELLED SHOW EVER!!!!! And much love and thanks to AIMEE and DAVE and Goldberg for turning me on to Farscape. The new DR. WHO, Dresden Files, I also dig Family Guy, Futurama, Degrassi, Robot Chicken, Justice League, Cold Case Files, The Shield, You Can't do that on Television, The Batman, Ghost Hunters, Tripping the RIft, That show with your mom in it, Cinematech, Almost anything on the DIY channel, Little Britain, Batman(Adam West), SCTV, Good Times, Whats Happening!, Reno 911, Invader Zim, BEN 10, Brandi and Mr. Whiskers, Ren and Stimpy, Attack of the Show, X-Play, Robot wars, Scare tactics, Cops... MST3k!!!! I was raised by the TV, anything i know, I know from TV. Its my god. Knowing is half the battle... Canadian TV is the way!

Books:

I don't do much reading, (see TV above) But when I do read I read: Lloyd Kauffman's books MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN MOVIE, and EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT FILMMAKING I LEARNED FROM THE TOXIC AVENGER. Zombie Survival Guide Bruce Campbell's biogrophy: Confessions of a B movie actor. Robert Rodriguez' Rebel without a crew. Some H.P. Lovecraft, D&D books, How to make a movie for $10,000 (without going to jail) So you get the jist right? I also read Comics... yeah.. so what!?!? I am a die hard fan of Fangoria and Wierd NJ as well!

Heroes:

One Day they will outlaw freedom, then only the outlaws will be free.Easily Bruce Campbell and Lloyd Kauffman are 2 of my absolute all time favs.and the genius Rob Schrab and the talented Rob Zombie, great musician, filmmaker and artist. Joel Hodgeson, Mike Nelson and the Best Brains crew and lets not forget my Idol... DOUG GOLDBERG.I mean whats a world without heroes?Next to the Serenity and Satellite of Love this is the ship i want to be crew on...Or part of THIS crew...
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My Blog

Blogginating

well here i am blogging seeing as how i choose not to talk to anyone and being as i know if i were people i wouldn't want to listen to me anyway. So i avoid the no call backs and faked enthusiasms and...
Posted by Cannibal Films™, Bitch on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:31:00 PST

Imagine that, TWICE in one day?

Ok so this is officially my 2nd attempt at getting this blog out, i gave up on it once before this afternoon, but i feel it maybe worth sharing. So I had this dream last night, rather an odd one. Noth...
Posted by Cannibal Films™, Bitch on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 03:51:00 PST

Obligitory cute shit... don't like it? don't look

So i just got some pics of me and my dogs. I know i utterly HATE when people dress thier dogs up and all that bullshit, but this is different. Mostly because I am doing it and you should do as i say n...
Posted by Cannibal Films™, Bitch on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:06:00 PST

Time for a lil wisdom, herbs...

Ok  so i read a quote that reallllllly impressed me and rather than use this blog space to bitch and moan about how much people suck and are generally dissappointing to me, i thought i would shar...
Posted by Cannibal Films™, Bitch on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:48:00 PST

Do whatcha gotta

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old...
Posted by Cannibal Films™, Bitch on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 01:12:00 PST

Nothing funny

No jokes, no funny,witty anything... Everyone already probably knows, but Steve "Croc Hunter" Irwin passed away last night. I am really saddened by his passing. I know i didn't know him personally but...
Posted by Cannibal Films™, Bitch on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:01:00 PST

My least popular blog.... Ever

Ok, so here we are again. You there reading by the quiet glow of your computer screen, eyes focused on the words i type, me in my smoking jacket, slippers, pipe and ascot pounding the keys to convey t...
Posted by Cannibal Films™, Bitch on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 09:43:00 PST

TV REVIEW & Junk

So last night, i was watching BBC (seemingly a growing habit for me) and Seeing as all of my entertainment is currently in the storage tunnels of the SHIRE, I am relegated to straight cable for my ent...
Posted by Cannibal Films™, Bitch on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 10:04:00 PST

So, here is the next step...

Well, looks like (for those that don't know) i will soon be a Pennsylvanian. Thats right, i will be leaving New Jersey.And unlike the Shwabinator who has headed down to Skunk Ape country, &...
Posted by Cannibal Films™, Bitch on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:08:00 PST

geeky mcdorkerson

So without going into a whole boring song and dance, i was thinking about attending Dex Con in New Brunswick in July...http://www.dexposure.com/dexcon8.html I was thinking about getting a room, I know...
Posted by Cannibal Films™, Bitch on Wed, 17 May 2006 03:47:00 PST