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Dylan

My johnson is color-blind and it is the bane of my existance.

About Me

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta. Layout Created at Mspremade.comThe White Stripes

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My Interests

People, Music, Sports, Video Games,

I'd like to meet:

Ben Folds, Conan O'brien, Bob Ross, Sondre Lerche, Anyone thats not a jackass.

Music:

The White Stripes, The Strokes, Arctic Monkeys, Margot and the Nuclear So and So's, Franz Ferdinand, Sondre Lerche, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Jurassic 5, Bright Eyes, Death Cab for Cutie, Sufjan Stevens, Spoon, Regina Sprektor, Ben Folds, Elliot Smith, Muse, Styx, Gorillaz, Frank Sinatra, The Beatles, Three Six Mafia, Weezer, Ludacris, Big Tymers, Ice Cube

Movies:

THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS, The Blues Brothers, LOTR, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, The Big Lebowski, Pulp Fiction, Clerks II, A Clockwork Orange, The Weather Man, Shaun of the Dead, Clerks, Dogma, Office Space, The Boondock Saints, 25th Hour, Full Metal Jacket, Saving Private Ryan, The South Park Movie, Fight Club, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Blazing Sadles, Star Wars, Aladdin, King Kong, Young Frankenstein, and lots of movies that are on TV that I watch.

Television:

Sondre Lerche Phantom Punch

Add to My Profile | More VideosChapelles show, Dog Bites Man, Arrested Development, Its always Sunny in Philadelphia, Good Eats, Sportscenter, Attack of the Show, Nip-Tuck, Family Guy, Southpark, House, MTV sometimes, Seinfeld,

Books:

The Dark Tower I-VII The Hobbit LOTR Flowers for Algernon The Odyssey

Heroes:

My brother,

My Blog

Im givin' up all I know to get more

"Well, fuck you, too. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clea...
Posted by Dylan on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:51:00 PST

its the thousandth time thats even bolder.

dont be suprised when you get bent over.im starting a new religion. any takers?its based on what your fortune cookies/horoscopes/jones soda bottles say. it needs a name. and more detail.ideas?david cr...
Posted by Dylan on Thu, 03 May 2007 02:00:00 PST

Only the blue light of the t.v. on, lip reading threats and false alarms

Spare Change?I always feel bad if I dont put my mood as thoughtful. Because all I really do is think about shit all the time.I didnt finish my last blog that I said I was going to finish. So this is p...
Posted by Dylan on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:57:00 PST

I'll be your wingman. Even it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up

Easter is a terrible excuse for people who rarely go to church to look like christians. Candy is supurb though. Reese's I may have my cell phone back. So call if youd like. 749-8326 I may be getting...
Posted by Dylan on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 05:53:00 PST

mass genocide is the most exausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.

    why is cnn and other news stations broadcasting shit about anna nicole. seriously, who gives a fuck. not only did she give almost nothing to society and the human race, she was a te...
Posted by Dylan on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:35:00 PST

in trivial pursuit

adding to last blog.    the thing that, if anything, stresses me out, is love. in the trivial pursuit of hapiness, one stops thinking of himself, but what he can do for others. im not t...
Posted by Dylan on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:43:00 PST

murder i wrote.

well not a murder, but the beginning to a story. ill add on later. tell me what you think.    Are you prepared for the future?    I contemplate this question over my morn...
Posted by Dylan on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:04:00 PST

in condensed words

i have 999 blog views. that officially makes me...jesus christ.you know. reverse devil number. nevermind.someone must like what i write.there is romance and then there is love.somewhere along the path...
Posted by Dylan on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:14:00 PST

A major minor detail.

Im tired of these stupid products that are pushed onto us (by us i mean general public). "The Vidalia Chop Wizard"! (my mom got one). basically, its a peice of tuberware that you stick an onion in and...
Posted by Dylan on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:21:00 PST

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Well, I figured Id post a blog. Im pretty bored.You ever get that feeling where you have something to tell someone then when your ready you cant remember what it is.Im having one of those moments.My i...
Posted by Dylan on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:55:00 PST