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Ryan

i don't even like crackas' in my soup

About Me

names Ryan, i'm a taurus, i'm a certified medical biller, 5'11, 175lbs, blue eyes, short streaked blonde hair, non-smoking, tattoos of ambition and truth in japanese on my right forearm, dragon on my left shoulder, pin-up nurse on my inner right arm, japanese mask w/wind and rope half sleeve on right arm, and a cross on the back of my neck having "mick"/"kraut"/"wop"/"pollack".....(I guess that's what the want in this part.) I LOVE horror movies, ESPECIALLY 80s horror and zombie flicks. I've been called a habitual line crosser. I'm an aggitator. I'm real easygoing, stubborn, my pride and ego sometimes get in my own way and appear to be laidback, but in reality all i do is worry bc i have OCD and panic attacks. i HATE when it's mistaken for arrogance, IT SUCKS, but for the most part i really don't give a fuck what you think about me. my views tend to offend people and generally i keep people who disagree w/them as a whole out of my life bc it would be a waste of time to have them in it for we would not get along. I LOVE the Jack Daniel's sauce from T.G.I.Friday's. I think it would taste good on ANYTHING. PIZZA IS FANTASTIC! could eat it everyday of the week and twice on Sundays. Pizza John's is the best. I want to try In-N-Out Burger sooooooooooo badly, I think Sonic is awesome but the closest one is like 450miles away. I like hanging w/my friends Jason, Chunk, Rudy, Kelly, Shane, Ray, Shawn, Eric, Anthony, Matt, Sarah, Craig, Mark, Don, Steve, Christina, Bruce, Kelly, Batman, Ashley, Heather, Jenn, Jamie, Annette, fuck I like hanging the WHOLE McShaneWay crew, etc.........i HATE calling people (makes me VERY uncomfortable and nervous so i don't do it). You could describe me as honest, shy, flirtatious, easy to get along w/, lovable, aggitator, jokester, opinionated, perverted at times, straight-forward when I need to be, and down to earth, I would LOVE to try yoga btw...... Contact me on aim as prfgreentr33. Email is [email protected] hear some of the CRAZIEST rumors about me as well. guess i should add that. shit is entertaining as long as loved ones don't believe them. oh well, what can you do?

My Interests

MOVE ALONG (The All-American Rejects)

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I'd like to meet:

down to earth/easy to get along w/people w/similar interests. "the one". she'd be sweet, down to earth, easy going, easy to talk to, trustworthy, honest, loyal, loving, caring, affectionate, intelligent, pretty eyes, nice full lips, BIG rack, full/plump ass, solely into caucasians, stylish, intelligent, wants kids, family oriented, similiar interests/likes and dislikes, same musical and movie taste (not into rap, r&b, soul, etc) not easily grossed out, not into all the b.s. gossip, NOT a party animal, good sense of humor, not easily aggitated or has a high tolerance for aggrivation.........as for hot famous people: Tera Patrick,Charlize Theron, Pam Anderson, Mandy Moore, Drew Barrymore, Scarlett Johannsen, Katja Kassin, Stacy Valentine, Jill Kelly, Thora Birch, Samantha Anderson, Lindsey Dawn McKenzie, Jessica Alba, Rachel McAdams, Devinn Lane, Ashlyn Gere, Carmen Luvana, Avy Scott, Rebecca Romijn, KristinNa Lokken, Katherine Hagel, Jennifer Coolidge, Bianca Trump, Julianna Margules, Jessica Biel, Isabella Soprano, Jenna Jameson, Jenny McCarthy, Carmen Electra, Sana Fey, Kim Chambers, Monica Bellucci, Rachel Bilson, Kate Beckinsale, Lisa Loeb, Jenny Finch. and to shoot the shit w/and hang out to learn their craft or party w/: Maynard James Kennan, George Acosta, Chino Moreno, Trent Reznor, Danny Carey, Armin Van Buren, Kevin Millar, Jamie Jasta, Dane Cook, Chuck Norris......etc.

Music:

the deftones, tool, children of the anachronistic dynasty, nine inch nails, throbbing gristle, tori amos, sarah maclachlan, george acosta, robert miles, armin van buren, victor dinaire, timo maas, paul oakenfold, dj tiesto, agent provocateur, dj micro, new order, the KLF, kmfdm, mdfmk, enigma, the prodigy, enya, 30 seconds to mars, hatebreed, atreyu, skinny puppy, sigor ros, duran duran, catherine wheel, trust company, nothingface, machinehead, danzig, the misfits, samhain, soulfly, slipknot, bile, mudvayne, throwdown, pantera, gizmachi, helmet, meshuggah, hanzel und gretyl, front 242, stabbing westward, lacuna coil, nitzer ebb, pop will eat itself, otep, pig destroyer, sepultura, chimaira, mastodon, isis, gwar, genotorturers, the damned, agents of the sun, fall out boy, lynard skynard, black flag, the ramones, dinosaur jr., alexis on fire, senses fail, rush, the cramps, the circle jerks, g.g. allan, nofx, pantera, system of a down, damgeplan, social distortion, rise against, the clash, glassjaw, lasgo, d-fuse, ub40, new found glory, as i lay dying, bullet for my valentine, transplants, deathcab for cutie, cascada, lasgo, o.a.r., minor threat, horror pops, lars f., dashboard confessional, funeral for a friend, devil inside, bloodsimple., sick of it all, trivium, devil driver, american headcharge, static-x, suicide city, the used, mnemic, crossbreed, blindside, finch, coldplay, moments in grace, shinedown, thrice, underoath, my chemical romance, deadsy, 40 below summer, mirabilis, postal service, my bloody valentine, flogging molly, through the eyes of the dead, mirabilis, flickerstick, the killers, depeche mode, the cure, type o negative, HIM, cKy, clutch, daniel bedingfield, lasgo, eiffel 65, aqua, psychadelic furs, peter cetera, the human league, the outfield, kenny loggins, chicago, journey, noel, kansas, pink floyd, creedance clearwater revival, the smiths, morrissey, andrew bocielli, phil collins, genesis, g love & the special sauce, pm dawn, breaking benjamin, crossfade, josh groban (amazing voice), charlotte church, catatonik, red_this_ever, iris, hocico, combichrist, de/vision, battery cage, edge of dawn, elektroshock, willie nelson, elvis, frank sinatra, captain hollywood, snap, londonbeat, billy idol, belinda carlisle, richard marx, a-ha, alphaville, when in rome, peter gabriel, peter murphy, talk talk, 80's music, alice in chains, die trying....etc

Movies:

national lampoon's vacation & christmas vacation, braveheart, fletch, fletch lives, full metal jacket, the shining, she's having a baby, gladiator, kevin smith movies, tarantino movies, japanese horror movies, john hughes movies, the burbs, licensed to drive, watchers, empire records, dazed and confused, batman (the first 2), the halloween movies, the friday the 13th movies, sleepy hollow, black christmas, george a. romero films, the godfather trilogy, the 13th warrior, a river wild, the patriot, white water summer, adventures in babysitting, school of rock, karate kid 1 & 2, pray for death, ninja domination III, revenge of the ninja, agnes of God, chinatown, ong bok, iron monkey, back to school, no retreat/no surrender, evil dead, army of darkness, to hell and back, the man w/one red shoe, radio flyer, independence day, resident evil, rounders, bull durham, ronin, varsity blues, morgan stewart's coming home, caddyshack, rocky 1-5, bugsy, sleepers, ladybugs, ocean's 11, pirahna, alligator, bronco billy, unforgiven, any which way you can, any which way but loose, what women want, saving private ryan, warriors, lords of dogtown, orgazmo, secret of my succcess, leathal weapon 1-4, from hell, se7en, silver bullet, silver streak, zombie holocaust, puddle chaser, haunted honeymooners, thomas crown affair (remake), the other sister, white chicks, drop dead fred, benny & joon, major league, national lampoon's van wilder, grind, rad, the outsiders, steel magnolias, beverly hills cop 1-3, hear no evil, killer klowns from outerspace, platoon, basic instinct, sliver, let it ride, police academy 1-5, stakeout, go, blood in, blood out, the wedding singer, super fuzz aka super snooper, king kong, unleashed, the undead, just one of the guys, naked gun triology, dream a little dream, bmx bandits, legend of billie jean, conair, liar liar, twister, ordinary people (not as good as book though), the sure thing, say anything, compromising positions, zombie, zombie 2, cannibal holocaust, dracula 2000, trainspotting, the transporter, the machinist, bram stroker's dracula, the notebook, spy game, doc hollywood, the monster squad, teen witch, the princess bride, the last of the mohicans, mickey & maude, meatballs, grind, haggard, spanglish, days of thunder, ski patrol, a bronx tale, casino, goodfellas, miller's crossing, scarface, bugsy, national lampoon's animal house, young frankenstein, mannequin, sleepaway camp series, a league of their own, the ref, miracle, young guns 1 & 2, win a date w/tad hamilton, conan the barbarian, conan the destroyer, red sonja, radio flyer, gone w/the wind, the entity, the changeling, napoleon dynamite, shaun of the dead, best in show, a mighty wind, the usual suspects, the cult classics, finding nemo, legend, dark crystal, labryinth, ninja scroll, anime, indiana jones trilogy, matrix trilogies, and the star wars movies (Darth Vadar is the greatest villian of ALL TIME), orgazmo, kingdom of heaven, 50 first dates, ladder 49, dawn of the dead remake was good, cinderella man, batman begins, sin city, in good company, king arthur, upside of anger, fantastic 4, war of the worlds, land of the dead, in her shoes, charlie and the chocolate factory, wedding crashers, , mr. and mrs. smith, elektra, dukes of hazzard, 40 yr old virgin, high tension, walk the line, the family stone, into the blue, red eye, transporter 2, underworld 2: evolution, lord of war, jarhead, capote, the cave, doom, elizabethtown, saw 2, just friends, the devil's rejects, ultraviolet, wolf creek, hostel, silent hill, aeon flux

Television:

Baltimore Ravens/Orioles, Saved By The Bell, Howard Stern, Blind Date, Elimidate, Classmates, the 5th Wheel, the Love Connection, the Sopranos, Sportscenter, Who Wants to be a Millionaire, $100,000.00 Pyramid, PTI, Around the Horn, American Idol, Reno 911, MXC, Dog: the Bounty Hunter, the Sopranos. Cathouse, Real Sex, Extreme Makeover, Ambush Makeover, Chappelle Show, American Chopper, Monster Garage, Animal Precinct, the Contender, Family Feud, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, Family Guy, Inked, Chris Angel's Mindfreak, Shark Week on Discovery Channel, UFC (whatever they call their reality show), Rescue Me (yyyyyyyawesome show, LOVE IT!), Dirty Jobs, Myth Busters, House, NipTuck, Mail Call, Band of Brothers, Drawn Together, Deal or No Deal, Scrubs

Books:

the catcher in the rye, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, of mice and men, and 2 classic children's books: my friend the vampire, and the chronicles of narnia (starting w/the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe), the five people you'll meet in heaven, & last but not least, ordinary people (that book changed my life and helped me feel like i wasn't alone).

Heroes:

my pop, Gram (R.I.P. October 30, 1943 -September 9th, 2004), Allen Stockett (12th grade and English 102 teacher @college), and last but not least, Clark W. Griswold.

My Blog

Mr T Facts

Mr. T jokes 1.Mr. T isnt really black, the sun is just to afraid to shine on him. 2.Mr. T is why waldo is hiding. 3.Mr. T once heard that you cant spit on supermans cape, os he decided to try it. Whe...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 08:12:00 PST

Chuck Norris Facts

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of ...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 12:54:00 PST

Facts of the Day Courtesy LMG

1. Rudolp the Red-nosed Reindeer was actually created as a promotional figure for Montgomery Wards dept. stores. 2. About 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens each year. 3. About 1/3 of all ...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 07:08:00 PST