Miss Nikki "the Noose" - ProfilesArchive

About Me

http://www.theomniclubathens.com/
http://www.theomnidifference.com/
www.thehardcoregym.net/
http://stores.ebay.com/Good-Fortune-Body-Jewelry/
Things I love ...my girl, fitness, art, food and my cats. I enjoy playful banter chock full of sarchasm, insults and innuendo. I only make fun of the one's I love the most. I guess that means I must really love myself. I like to point out my flaws before you can. I am loyal to a fault and sometimes too honest. Don't ask me a question, if you don't want the truth. Lying or telling people what I think they want to hear helps no one. I'm a personal trainer and group exercise instructor at the Omni Club. Do you live in Athens and need a trainer? Holla at me and I'll whip ya into shape. I run a free bootcamp in Athens, GA on Sundays. Send me a message if you would like the info. I'm also a tattoo artist and enjoy all forms of art. I love water colors, papier-mache, photography, puppets, and making things out of random objects. I eat more after 10:00 pm than most people eat all day. I spend a lot of time in the gym so I can eat even more when I get home. Don't give me any lip about being a vegetarian, cuz I could care less that you looooove meat. (I had a traumatic experience in China when I was 15 and haven't touched the stuff since.) I train MMA and BJJ at the Hardcore Gym. I pay money to get my ass handed to me on a daily basis. Good Times, Good Times! My body feels like someone beat me with a hammer, but I couldn't be happier about it. I usually have a lot going on and spread myself to thin. If there were 34 hrs in a day, I might finally get a full night of sleep.Completed Tattoos
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My Interests

Tattoo I did on my Boo...
Personal training, TCB Bootcamp, BJJ, MMA, Tattoos, Mountain Biking, Fitness, Guns, Cooking, Eating and Elizabeth Benay!
Some of my favorite artists/ photographers are.....Elizabeth Benay Elliot, Mark Ryden, Dave Fox, Camille Rose Garcia, Yoshimoto Nara, Frida Kahlo, Bethany Marchman, Erik Johnson, Skot Olsen, Kathie Olivas, Michael Hussar, Joe Coleman, Soopajdelux, Tim Biskup, Kozik, Niagra, Robert Williams, Joel-Peter Witken, Floria Sigismondi, Richard Kern, Diane Arbus, Egon Schiele, Joe Sorren, Liz McGrath, Shag, Naoto Hattori, Unkle Pigors, Mitch O'connell, and Todd Schorr, just to name a few....

I'd like to meet:

I've found her...It's this 'lil beauty...I'm totally gonna marry her...BobPotential clients for personal training and tattoos. I've got the perfect woman and amazing friends...I can always use a few more, especially...Quick-witted sarchastic bitches/bastards who enjoy thin t-shirts, Totino's Party Pizza, grilled cheese sandwiches (especially one's that look like the Virgin Mary), McDonalds ice cream cones and jewelry that rusts. People who are interested in all forms of art. Folks who enjoy run-on sentences and mis-spelled words. I went to college in FL, it's not my fault! ....ok ok maybe it is. I want to meet people that actually "do" and not just talk about it. Animal lovers. Anybody with a strong opinion (but is NON-JUDGEMENTAL....is that possible???) that can change my mind, show me a new perspective or teach me something new.Completed Paintings

Music:

David Bowie, Iggy Pop, PJ Harvey, Concrete Blonde, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Mars Volta, Death Cab for Cutie, Coldplay, Massive Attack, Tricky, Portishead, Hooverphonic, Esthero, The Gorillaz, Aqua Lung, Garbage, The Killers, The Bravery, Sixteen Horsepower, Elastica, Rolling Stones, Fleetwood Mac, Nick Cave, Jeff Buckley, Radiohead, Depeche Mode, L-7, Letigre, Deltron 3030, Nina Simone, Al Greene, De La Soul, Dialated Peoples, Dr. DRE, Bubba Sparxxx, The Roots, The Fugees, Lauryn Hill, Big Pun, Mary J. Blige, Notorious B.I.G., Jay-Z, Fabolous, The Game, A Tribe Called Quest, Black Sabbath, Deftones, CCR, Lynard Skynard, and most of all...Mortiis (I miss my boyz)
Bowie
PJ Harvey
Iggy Pop

Concrete Blonde

Jeff Buckley

Mortiis

Movies:

Anything directed by David Lynch (Wild at Heart), Tim Burton (Nightmare Before Christmas), or Sofia Coppola (The Virgin Suicides). Frida, Amelie, Magnolia, City of Lost Children, Requiem For A Dream, Run Lola Run, and Million Dollar Baby
Twin Peaks
Wild At Heart

Million Dollar Baby
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Television:

Dexter, Weeds, Starved, TV Funhouse, The Ultimate Fighter, The L Word, Workout and Chapelles Show.

Heroes:

David Lynch
Coach Adam Singer
Coach Rory Singer
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My Blog

7yr old + puzzle + curtains + matches = BAD DAY!

This here story was inspired by a bulletin about a burnt bagel I read a couple days ago. So I thought I'd share a story about one of the three houses that caught on fire while I was growing up... So h...
Posted by Miss Nikki "the Noose" on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:29:00 PST

On Tour with the Genitorturers

GENITORTURERS U.S FALL 2006 TOUR DATES~!!AUG 31- CLICKS- BATON ROUGE, LASEPT 1- GRANADA THEATER- DALLAS ,TXSEPT 2- ENGINE ROOM- HOUSTON ,TXSEPT 3- REDRUM -AUSTIN, TXSEPT 4- CLUB 101- ELPASO, TXSEPT 6-...
Posted by Miss Nikki "the Noose" on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 02:47:00 PST

Call me a simpleton...

But FUCK me! I went to see the new Bjork/ Mathew Barney "Drawing Restaint 9" movie the other day and all I can think is that it was 2 hrs and 15 min of my life that I'm never gonna get back. I rather ...
Posted by Miss Nikki "the Noose" on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 08:01:00 PST

The why I became a vegetarian story by Nicole Czechowski

Let me just say that I understand the food chain and why it exsists. I have absolutely no problem with people eating meat and I wear the hell outta some leather. This is not a soap box, just an experi...
Posted by Miss Nikki "the Noose" on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 06:42:00 PST

My first plunge into the world of bondage....

This is not THAT kinda story, so if yer lookin' for something to jack off to...keep on lookin' ! With that said....movin' on..... So I lived on this farm from the time I was about 5 until I was about ...
Posted by Miss Nikki "the Noose" on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:05:00 PST

Cats...how do I love thee????

So I have these two cats.... There is "Vivian" the cross-eyed 3-legged bandit and Bijou who is still very much a kitten and LOVES to harass folks. Anyways, I went to sleep around 3:30 this morning and...
Posted by Miss Nikki "the Noose" on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:44:00 PST

Easter Story .1

In the spirit of easter, here's a little story for ya.... So I went home to my parents house in florida to spend easter with them. And lets just say,they like to have a few cocktails, so naturally we ...
Posted by Miss Nikki "the Noose" on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:33:00 PST

ATTN: tattoo artists...if you can hear me, say AMEN!

Have you ever tried to change a thermal copier bullb? What a F@#!ing NIGHTMARE!!! That's 3.5- 4 hrs of my life that I will never get back. It's almost worth paying a grand for a new/old one. If you ha...
Posted by Miss Nikki "the Noose" on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:07:00 PST

Wrestler's world is never limited by his disability

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Posted by Miss Nikki "the Noose" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST