CHAD

CHAD "GIMMIE YOUR LUNCH MONEY" SHAFER

You wouldn't hire a clown to fix a leak in the john would you? So why do you let these hooligans tea

About Me

WHATS UP GANG, NAMES CHAD. I GUESS A LITTLE BACKGROUND ON MYSELF IS WHY YOUR READING THIS SO HERE ARE THE EXCITING DETAILS. IM SOMETIMES A PARTIME COLLEGE KID, ALWAYS FULLTIME WORKING (INSURANCE). I'AM THE FIRST EVER SUCCESSFUL HYBRID LOVER/FIGHTER. I TRAIN AND COACH AT THE HARDCORE GYM ER NIGHT. NOTHING I EVER SAY SHOULD BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY BECAUSE I JUST LIKE TO GOOF AROUND AND BE IMATURE, IM ALWAYS THE GUY TELLIN A JOKE. I DONT LIKE TO DEAL WITH MY PROBLEMS AND I BOTTLE PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING UP, BECAUSE THATS PROBABLY THE HEALTHIEST THING TO DO. IM DEATHLY SHY WHEN I MEET NEW PEOPLE BUT THEN I BECOME A BEAUTIFUL SOCIAL BUTTERFLY WHEN I GET USE TO THEM AND FLY AROUND SPRINKLING MAGIC WHITE POWDER ALL OVER, BUT IM NOT A DRUG DEALER, BUT IT WOULD PROBABLY BE ALOT COOLER IF I WAS. IM THE BEST AT NOT BEING ANYWHERE ON TIME. I DONT LIKE PEOPLE WHO THINK THERE THE SHIT, SO STEP CORRECT TO THIS. CAUSE HUGE EGOS GET ON MY NERVES AND ILL WANNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE, OR THE OVARIES. ITS COOL TO BE YOURSELF AND KNOW YOU GOT YOUR DOWNFALLS AND ISSUES, SO BE THAT WAY AND TELL ME ABOUT THEM, SO I CAN MAKE FUN OF YOU WHEN IM DRUNK. UM LETS SEE........I WAS NEVER TOUCHED BY A PRIEST GROWIN UP SO I'LL JUST GET THAT OUT OF THE WAY. I LIKE THE COLOR BLUE AND......I THINK IT LIKES YOU TO. I LIKE TO COME OUT OF LEFT FIELD WITH A LOT OF STUFF JUST ASK MY FRIENDS, BUT I AINT BATTIN FOR THE OTHER TEAM SO......SHUT YOUR MOUTH. ALL IM SAYIN IS THERES NOTHIN WRONG WITH FIGHTING AND WRESTLIN AROUND WITH SOME DUDE, WHOS TRYIN TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE, I MEAN IM JUST IN IT FOR THE AFTER FIGHT HUG ANYWAY SO.....AND THERES A LOT OF DUDE SWEAT GOIN ON SO ITS PRETTY FRIGGIN MANTASTIC. THATS ALL FOR NOW.

My Interests

MMA, READING, MUSIC, TACOS, ART, CONCERTS, MOVIES, WATCHING PEOPLE SLEEP AND THEY DONT KNOW IT.

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE ME. YOU PRETTY MUCH HAVE TO OF MADE PEACE WITH THE FACT THAT YOUR A DORK. I HAVE AND LOOK AT ME IM KICKASS!! PLUS I'D LIKE TO MEET "THE MAN". IF I COULD MEET THIS "MAN" I COULD ASK HIM. YO "MAN" WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE HATE ON YOU! OTHER THAN THAT I GUESS PEOPLE WHO WILL LAUGH WITH ME.....OR AT ME IM NOT PICKY

Music:

MY FAVORITE SONG IS AMERICAN PIE BY DON MCLEAN. THE FIRST THIRD EYE BLIND ALBUM WAS PRETTY AWESOME DURING ITS TIME. OTHER THAN THAT I LIKE TO LISTEN TO ALL THOSE C.D.'S I SPENT MONEY ON, I LIKE TO THINK THAT MAKES ME A SMART INVESTOR....NOW WHAT IS THIS MUSIC DOWNLOADING CRAZE ABOUT?

Movies:

Speed Me Towards Death - thjoker



new highlight from 'thjoker' including Crocop, fedor, wanderlei silva, chuck liddell, shogun, nog, rampage check out my other highlights ANYTHING WITH WILL FERRELL, VINCE VAUGHN THE WILSON BROS, BEN STILLER, JASON SCHWARTZMAN, WES ANDERSON MOVIES, ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND, CLOSER, CRASH, FIGHT CLUB, BOONDOCK SAINTS, SIN CITY, SLACKERS, ORANGE COUNTY, VAN WILDER, JUST FRIENDS, THE NOTEBOOK!!! WAITING, 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, GRANDMAS BOY, THE DANCING OUTLAW. ANYTHING MOST OF AMERICA WONT LIKE OR I WILL LAUGH AT.

Television:

I WOULD RATHER READ. I GUESS THATS WHY I DONT HAVE CABLE, AND BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS TAKE THE GOOD SHOWS OFF THE AIR. SO ALLOW ME TO EDUCATE YOU.....TV ON DVD. NO COMMERCIALS. FAMILY GUY, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, AQUA TEEN, CHAPELLE SHOW, THE ALI G SHOW, THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER(TO SUPPORT MY BUDDIES, THATS THE ONLY REASON I'LL WATCH A REALITY SHOW)

Books:

SOMEONE AWESOME MADE ME READ THE MIRACULOUS JOURNEY OF EDWARD TULANE AND IT CHANGED ME, SO YOU SHOULD TO. OTHER THAN THAT I'M A BOOK WHORE, SO I'LL READ ANYTHING, AND EVERYTHING. IM USUALLY DOIN 4-5 BOOKS AT A TIME. WITHOUT PROTECTION!

Heroes:

MY PARENTS. MY MOM FOR ALWAYS REMINDING ME TO LOOK UP TO FIND THE ANSWERS AND WHEN MY HEADS TO HEAVY TO LIFT SHES ALWAYS THERE TO PICK IT UP FOR ME. MY NUMBER ONE HERO MY DAD WHO HAS ALWAYS BEEN COMPLETELY SELFLESS WHEN IT CAME TO HIS BOYS AND HIS FAMILY. HE HAS SHOWN ME BY EXAMPLE THROUGHOUT MY LIFE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A MAN, TO WORK HARD AND TO BE THE CORNERSTONE OF YOUR FAMILY BECAUSE NOTHING WILL BE HANDED TO YOU IN THIS LIFE, AND TO ALWAYS MAKE TIME FOR THE FRUITMAN OR THE LATE NIGHT "MY COOKIE, MY MILK." I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW OR REALIZE MOM & DAD. MY GRANDPARENTS, MY AWESOME BROTHERS THAT I WAS GIVEN THE PRIVELEDGE TO GROW UP WITH AND CREATED TO MANY MEMORIES TO REMEMBER BUT WE LAUGH LIKE HELL AT THE ONES WE CAN, I PRAY MY KIDS WILL BECOME THE BESTFRIENDS WE ALL HAVE. ALL MY BESTFRIENDS AND "BROTHERS TO THE END" AT THE HARDCORE GYM AND THOSE SCATTERED ELSE WHERE ACROSS THIS COUNTRY. WATCHING THESE GUYS GO AFTER A DREAM EVERYDAY WITH NO PROMISE LAID BEFORE THEM OR JUST BEING THERE TO BETTER THEMSELVES IN THERE CHOSEN ART IS INSPIRATION EVERYDAY AND I CONSIDER MYSELF BLESSED TO HAVE MET AND TO HAVE SHARED THE MAT WITH THESE GUYS. THEY ARE ALWAYS THERE TO OFFER A HAND WHEN I NEED IT, THERE LOYALTY AND FRIENDSHIP KNOWS NO BOUNDS. TEAM MILLER, YOU TWO IMPRESS ME SO MUCH IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR TO WATCH YOU GUYS WORK HARD AND EARN EVERYTHING YOUR GOING TO BE GIVEN. I LOVE WATCHING WHEN YOU GUYS CLOCK IN, THANKS FOR MAKING ME PART OF THE TEAM. CINDY, YOU ARE STRENGTH PERSONIFIED. NO MATTER WHAT YOUR HANDED YOUR ALWAYS FINDING A WAY TO COME OUT POSITIVE AND ON TOP. I GROW AS A PERSON EVERDAY JUST FROM OBSERVING AND BEING AROUND YOU, FOR THAT I'AM GRATEFUL. ALL MY FAMILY & FRIENDS IN AND THROUGHOUT MY LIFE, THEY HAVE HELP SHAPE THE MAN BEFORE YOU TODAY SO THANK THEM IT'S NOT MY FAULT. ANYONE WHO KEEPS PUSHING EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE BEING PUSHED BACK HARDER THAN THEY CAN PUSH WHICH IN TURN MAKES THEM PUSH HARDER.....WHERE AM I?

My Blog

INJURIES SUCK!!

I hate this cast and I hate stress. This cast = more stress cause I can't train or exercise which in turn = harder for me to fall asleep. I keep having to pace my complex at night tryin to wear myself...
Posted by CHAD "GIMMIE YOUR LUNCH MONEY" SHAFER on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:59:00 PST

Short write up from my fight on 1/19/2007

Fight 11In a fight where two warriors stood toe to toe for the whole three rounds, Hilton Head's Charles Nutt did enough to win over Hardcore Gym's Chad Shafer by unanimous decision. It was later...
Posted by CHAD "GIMMIE YOUR LUNCH MONEY" SHAFER on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:59:00 PST