^Mike^Can^Eat^Elephants^ - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I can't really be fucked to make new friends on here.I have enough already.And several other stupid social networking profiles..It's not like people read that much anyway.

My Interests

I Love football ( a bit too much!)im a big time southampton fan, fan*/hmm things i like to do ,*/ having a laugh with mates*/i like to think myself as funny*/well apparently im a bit random...*/Southampton FC!!!! (Till I die) */houseparties*/my saturday side*/shleeep!!and dreams..*/Hot days*/Table Tennis*/Girls who wear short skirts*/Brunettes*/ lapdancers.*/Sarcasm*/funny people*/Funny Tv programmes*/Saturday and sunday Nights out.r{}*Foreign people.r{}* MSN .r{}* Going to town Binge drinking it's known as .r{}* Questions .r{}* Dancing like an idiot .r{}*Writing .r{}* Perspective .r{}* Sports in general*/ My family. :)

I'd like to meet:

..Totally not interested.

Music:

Kaiser Chiefs.
Coldplay.
Stevie Wonder
U2
The Doves
Travis
Marvin Gaye
Michael Jackson
Simply Red
Robbie Williams
The Bravery
The Killers
Usher
John Legend
Blur
Badly Drawn Boy
Oasis
R.E.M
Snow Patrol
Queen
Razorlight
The Beatles
Barry White
Damien Rice
The Fray Rhianna Hard Fi
Stereophonics
Blondie
Van Morrison
Wham
Bee Gee's
Lionel Richie
Duran Duran
Jackson 5
The Verve
Keane
James Blunt
Will Smith
Kanye West
Some Eminem (unfortunately)
Twista
Dr Dre
N.E.R.D
Tupac.
Ruben Studdard
Snoop Dogg
Outkast
B.I.G
Some 50 Cent & Game stuff Mylo.
Black Eyed Pea's
Akon & Craig David & Bobby Valentino. ABBA The Magic Numbers.
The Libertines..

Movies:

Bronx Tale
Goodfella's
Rocky 1-2-3-4-5..
Gladiator.
Broken Arrow
Shrek 1 & 2
Toy Story.
About a Boy
Life Of Brian
Aeroplane
Notting Hill.
Forrest Gump.
Saving Private Ryan.
American Pie.
Road Trip.
Fish Called Wanda
The Great Escape
Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
ET.
More to come.

Television:

Fawlty Towers
Eastenders.
Hollyoaks.
Neighbours.
The Simpsons
Family Guy.
Have I Got news For you.
Match Of The Day.
F,A,Q
Mock the week.
American Dad.
Scrubs.
Friends (sometimes)
Will and Grace (sometimes)
Coupling.

Books:

I can't decide.

The Beach.
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

Adrian Mole diary's. .
1984.
Animal Farm.

Heroes:

L
Nelson Mandela, The unsung hereo's who have done something special but aren't noticed, The people that give blood and donate money to the poor. Bob Geldof, Dalai Lama, Sogeya Rimpuche, Matthiew Le Tissier, Mohammed Ali, Goerge Best, John Lennon, The people that volunteer to help people less fortunate.

My Blog

Addictions.

Addictions.. Caffeine - It's the unnatural addiction, needing to have it in you, to feel just about awake, it doesn't really count as it doesn't do you much harm, besides meaning you spend half your m...
Posted by ^Mike^Can^Eat^Elephants^ on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:05:00 PST

You only have one life.. (unless buddhist or Hindu :] )

Isn't fate the thing that we only can know once we die? Once our lives have told there own story? Isn't that when our own stories can be truly told. Why is it that so many of the young people out the...
Posted by ^Mike^Can^Eat^Elephants^ on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:22:00 PST

IQ & common sense & Phobia's.. just a regular rant. :[

How can you know if you're intelligent or not? Do you think the "all knowing IQ" test is actually a measure of if you're the next Einstein or Forrest Gump. I took one when I was 12, and I got 108, and...
Posted by ^Mike^Can^Eat^Elephants^ on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:26:00 PST

"True love" is this a myth?

Well being the philisophical deep Greek thinker, with a trendy name and a grey beard, and a statue of me, with my small genitals on display. I thought about the notion of "true love" does true love, t...
Posted by ^Mike^Can^Eat^Elephants^ on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:56:00 PST

Things I don't understand..

Things I will never understand. Women.. I was reading apparently you can buy a dog translator, wouldn't this be a fantastic device to work on women, to know EXACTLY what a woman is thinking, and to tr...
Posted by ^Mike^Can^Eat^Elephants^ on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:23:00 PST

Mike blllurrrbs.

Hmmm. I like saying "hmm" alot, it makes for the lack of interest in anything I have to say. Well bitches, I went to Paris, had a good time there. And now i'm back and it's a whole new start for me. I...
Posted by ^Mike^Can^Eat^Elephants^ on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:15:00 PST

Paris.. 1 day to go!

Well it's 7ish on a Thursday, in the distant background I hear some pretty important news story about err.. violence in the middle east or something. But seemingly I don't give a fuck. (Actually Ethop...
Posted by ^Mike^Can^Eat^Elephants^ on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:27:00 PST

Waking up, how hard can it be!! VERY HARD

Hmm, today is yet another lazy day where I can't be bothered to get out of bed till a ridicilous time.. you know when you want to get up but your head is attached to the pillow like glue. Well it's an...
Posted by ^Mike^Can^Eat^Elephants^ on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 05:33:00 PST

Chrisssst! pffft

Everyone else on this site can make there profiles.. all nice pretty colourful.. some even add music and pictures to it.!!. yet heres me.. with a traditional load of text which bores people to death.....
Posted by ^Mike^Can^Eat^Elephants^ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST