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our adventure began with a shark attack!!
while i managed to save monique, a small child was bitten. it was one of the most difficult things i've ever had to do, telling his parents that he is ... Posted by Seattle's own JR on Tue, 27 May 2008 01:02:00 PST
handburger
i was going to make hamburgers, but...
i cut my finger off! boy, did that hurt
hmmm...tasty!
i've got it!
yummy...handburger
... Posted by Seattle's own JR on Fri, 23 May 2008 11:42:00 PST
cheaters
today on Cheaters, a man's long time friend and lover is exposed to his attempt to "trade-up" for a newer, thinner model...let's watch!
i've been with him for years, but lately he hasn't been showing... Posted by Seattle's own JR on Mon, 19 May 2008 11:05:00 PST
beer kicked my ass
beer and i are friends. we were just hanging out one day...
then beer says something 'bout my mama! that bastard!!
it was on then. i was like "i'm about to slam your ass!". Y... Posted by Seattle's own JR on Tue, 13 May 2008 08:06:00 PST
i love this bag of chips
i was so excited to see you. i looked into your two "o"s like two big, beautiful eyes, and in my mind we drifted and spun in fields of bright grasses.
the salsa was ready, in the bowl next to t... Posted by Seattle's own JR on Mon, 12 May 2008 10:41:00 PST
