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magnetism

I am here for Friends

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

other bitter, old hags, guys that look like anthony perkins, homosexuals, obsessives, compulsives, mos def, Morrissey fans, randal graves, men who wear lacoste cologne, revolutionary-type women with thick asses, guys with big teeth, grammar correctors, cokeheads, patty hearst, mechanics, poets, narcissists, alan alda, lux interior. i would say Morrissey, but i already met him. booyah.

Music:

morrissey, the smiths, prince, thor, talib kweli, the queers, david bowie, the geto boys, elvis costello, ABC, the psychedelic furs, the boomtown rats, dead prez, mos def, the dead boys, the wu-tang clan, the cramps, dillinger four, the mr. t experience, screeching weasel, fannypack, maiden.

Movies:

i love john waters and would kill for him. i also enjoy rock and roll nightmare, bio zombie, return of the living dead, cat on a hot tin roof, gone with the wind, little shop of horrors, purple rain, female trouble, desperate living, undercover brother, mommie dearest, raising arizona, rushmore, mystery train, camp erotica.

Television:

arrested development, newsradio, the office, mr. show, m*a*s*h.

Books:

women, crackpot, catcher in the rye, the exorcist, gone with the wind, it, american psycho.

Heroes:

john waters, Morrissey, charles bukowski, jerry stiller.

My Blog

I’m in chicago.

sean and i are in chicago. mandie and dave's apt. has the coldest bathroom water i've ever tasted. it's awesome. sean and i rode the train today all by ourselves just like big girls and boys. yester...
Posted by magnetism on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:17:00 PST

i got fired.

because the drawer was 86 cents under on thursday. salvation army are a rotten bunch of cunts.   i work at midway now.
Posted by magnetism on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:33:00 PST

Hey, by the way...

if you can't use BASIC FUCKING ENGLISH please don't message me, ever, at all, no way, fuck off. you're so sick it kills me inside. i'm fucking wasted right now and i feel like a fucking SCHOLAR next t...
Posted by magnetism on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 01:17:00 PST

I HATE IT

WHEN PEOPLE I HAVE SLEPT WITH CALL ME "DUDE". HATE HATE HAAAAAAAAATE IT. heh heh
Posted by magnetism on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 02:04:00 PST

could my life get any more pathetic?

short answer: no.
Posted by magnetism on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 05:56:00 PST

so, i think i've got it figured out...

what i need is, and i never thought i'd say this, but LESS Morrissey, and more maiden. warriors don't need ANYONE. in fact, it's preferable to ride the frozen tundra SOLO.
Posted by magnetism on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 09:19:00 PST

sex sexy sexxx

my mom saw that thing on sixty minutes or whatever about sexual predators on myspace and asked me if i "talked about SEX" with people and gave them my address and phone number on here. she also asked ...
Posted by magnetism on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 07:42:00 PST

my heroes have always been cowboys

holy crap, so this morning i had a dream that i was making a lesbian porno called "brokesnatch mountain". i wasn't in it, i was just directing it or something. i saw the cover of it and everything. th...
Posted by magnetism on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 04:37:00 PST

yeah, ok, so...

it seems like lately i have either been crying or yelling at someone. so, i guess i wanna apologize to whoever i have done either of those things to recently.
Posted by magnetism on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 12:25:00 PST

come on people

everybody else gets tons of comments rhapsodizing about how awesome they are. why not me? when's it myyyyyyy turn? i need to put up new pictures. asap.
Posted by magnetism on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 09:29:00 PST