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Frkn Choppa!

JOHNNY M.F. CHOPPER'S RIPCURL HAIRSALON 1449 N. ASHLAND OUR HAIRSTYLISTS WILL KICK YOUR HAIRSTYLISTS

About Me

yOU CANT EVEN FATHOM THE DEPTHS OR HEIGHTS, IT DOES TASTE LIKE BURNING. cOURSE IT SMELLS LIKE SUGAR. fEELS LIKE STEVE MARTIN IS YOUR DENTIST, AND HUMOR IS DERIVED FROM OUT BODY EXPERIENCESUNGA BUNGA! I like food. ROCK LOUD! Paint shit. MY LOVE IS STRONGER THAN DIRT. Talk to the pants puppet. That isn't clever or funny, I'm serious. .. width="425" height="350" ......
What kind of skater are you?
Favorite flip trick? double middle fingerz
Favorite grind? back smith
Favorite slide? front board
Hubba or Hand rail? pool coping
Gap or Stairs? Stare at her gap
Favorite board company? ones that support dirtballz
Favorite shoe company? ones that support dirtballz
Favorite company over all? independent
Ollie the 20 or tre flip the 8 clean? carve it
Park or street? bowl,pool
Goofy or Regular? reggie
Last injury you had? Third fuckin broken collar bone, fuckn shit goldangmfmrmfrmmfmrmfrmmfrrrfmrr!daily heartbreak,two broken collar bones
Worst injury you've had? daily heartbreak, collar bonz,ruptured kidney,addiction,depression
Best trick you've every done? convincing you I don't exist, while getting some fresh air
In your opinion, whats the best skate video ever? Fruit of the Vine
Best part ever? The Turf section of Streets on Fire
Worst video ever? The one with no transitions in it.
Worst part? The one with all the flatland flip tricks.
Your settup?
Board- Free Skateboarding Free SKull 8.5x32.75.
Trucks- Independent 169's
Wheels- Spitfire Classic 60's
Bearings- Bones swiss
Hardware- what3v3r
Grip- I got jessup, but I want the Beer City super rough shit
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ANYA ISABELLA DAUCHTER OF JOHNNY CHOPPER IS DOWN FOR LIFE!

My Interests

a REALLY FUCKING GOOD LAY. Skateboarding, good times, art, ragers, freaks, beer, really loud music, things forgotten.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Count Five, Dion, Solomon Burke, Percy Sledge, Public Enemy, Jimi Hendrix,MDC,Black Flag, Bad Brains, L7, The Clash, SNFU, Eric B. & Rakim, The Mummies GangStarr, The Sonics, Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, Suicidal Tendencies, Metallica,The Gories, Detroit Cobras, AC/DC, Fu Manchu,Dick Dale, Andre Williams, Rolling Stones, Poison Idea, a bunch of other shit I can't even think of.

Movies:

Quality Pictures

Television:

Helps me sleep.

Books:

The Twelve Steps, I'm OK, you're on Venus!, The Book of Mormon, Love is a Dog from Hell, Everybody Poops, Where the Wild Things Are, How to Win at Three Card Monty, Self Help for Dummies,I'm from Mars,You're Insane! The Art of Meaningful Hate Sex with Yourself. I also like to read manuals on how to put together excercise machines. KEVIN"z Neu-Age SATaNIk SKARFIN" MATERIAL!;-0~~~!!;)

Heroes:

ANYA, my family and friends and people that can make their crazy ideas real. Russ Meyers

My Blog

My God Hallaleujah!

There is so much ass out there that I have to kick to give back my love to this Earth.  I'm up to the challenge, stayed up all night so I can use the early bird for worm bait.  That's h...
Posted by Frkn Choppa! on Thu, 22 May 2008 09:19:00 PST

waisted aloss

I am buried all over this Earth.  Backs of girls closets, sides of roads, tears on frozen highways where 18 steel wheels seek shelter.  IHOP's HO'JO's underpasses certainly not in jest. ...
Posted by Frkn Choppa! on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:20:00 PST

I like milk, fool!

AT my age dreaming, it's dangerouas fo y'all fools!  Yeah just passed through the isliands.  Can't see the manatees no more.  My hands, my hands, my voice, my steps.
Posted by Frkn Choppa! on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:37:00 PST

You ever...

taste your one blood?  I have a butcher’s knife in my belt, I love smiling.  You don’t know how to?  Get an experience..  I kiss puddles skiddin down chicago.  Suc...
Posted by Frkn Choppa! on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:03:00 PST

Okay then

if that’s the way it is.  Protest is pertinent.  I’m sick of this shit.  Where are you now dear mistress?  You don’t even change you drawls, I’m sayin&rsquo...
Posted by Frkn Choppa! on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:38:00 PST

Oh I think it's Shelley Duvall maybe,

 lost her mind for a while after making the movie "The Shining."  It’s not called the ’the dead of winter’ for laughs.     Change waits for no man.  Mus...
Posted by Frkn Choppa! on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 05:12:00 PST

One day to the next

You know what you get when a mountain lion and a billygoat have a hot night of  passionate love? I dunno either, they age faster and ignorance brings know bliss.  Perspective takes risking l...
Posted by Frkn Choppa! on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:02:00 PST

Can you honestly tell me?

Which half of the glass is empty?
Posted by Frkn Choppa! on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 04:43:00 PST

how do you laugh like that?

I’m gnar from the startin cuz I’ze eats me sardines.  Don’t fuck with Chopper the way ward man.
Posted by Frkn Choppa! on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 06:50:00 PST

The best meal in ’bout a year.

A dimly lit warm cozy room, filled with familiarity.  Not fancy very lived in and real.  No wanderings eyes, no lies.  No overpriced dishes that are over cooked and underserved.&nb...
Posted by Frkn Choppa! on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:03:00 PST